06/11/2025
This is the intended use. You’re sitting down. Before you is not just food, but a platter. A feast. A mountain of mashed potatoes, a gravy boat the size of a small canoe, a roast turkey that looks like it could win a wrestling match.
You close your eyes. “For what I am about to receive,” you whisper, the aroma of buttery rolls and herbs washing over you like a wave, “I am truly thankful.”
The “what” in this sentence is clear: it’s the food. But it’s also the impending food coma, the blissful silence that will descend upon the table as everyone commits themselves to the serious business of eating, the unbuttoning of the top button of your trousers as a necessary tactical maneuver. You are thankful not just for the sustenance, but for the glorious, decadent ordeal itself.
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