Remo Western Commercial Services - Rewescos

20/06/2017

Husband: Honey I will buy a new mattress on my way home. The one we are using is no longer comfortable.
Wife: That's my Love ! But wait o, where will you get the money ?
Husband: I heard Arakunrin will pay our arrears today.
Wife: I always know that man will perform. Please Darling, don't forget the wristwatch you promised me o.
Husband: With all pleasure My Love.

5 hours later, the man arrived home in his car. Pin... Pin... Pin he blared his horn. The woman ran out to meet her husband.

Wife: Honey welcome (collecting her husband's briefcase, leading him into their sitting room).
Husband: You are always wonderful.
Wife: Where is the mattress and my wristwatch ?
Husband: Which mattress ? Abeg gimme my food. I never see alert o, the thing na rumours o.

The woman broke down weeping profusely.

Wife: Honey please forgive me......huuu huuu .
Husband: (loosing his patience) Dear what's all these now, what happened ?
Wife: Honey please forgive me oooooo..... I I I I...
Husband: (perceiving some odour, and looking out of the window). What's smelling like this, where is this smoke coming from ?
Wife: (still weeping) Huuu, I have burnt our mattress, I thought you would buy a new one truly, you know it is no longer good.
Husband: (furious, with a changed countenance). What ! You did what ? You must be joking. "Ti mo ba wa e". You will go back to your father's house today if this is true. You burnt the 500,000 naira my contribution money I hid in the mattress for us to roof our house.
Wife: Yepa ! You mean you have such huge amount in this house and you didn't tell me ?
Husband: If I get you today, I will show you who I am. (With this, he ran to the backyard where the smoke was coming from. Seeing the ashes of the burnt mattress, he fainted.

Lesson 1: never hide anything from your wife, she's your better-half.
Lesson 2: never run faster than your husband, he's your head.
Lesson 3: don't rely on arrears to plan your home.
Av a blessed day.

30/03/2017

Secret of success part 1.
1. Sleep less. This is one of the best investments you can make to make your life more productive and rewarding. Most people do not need more than 6 hours to maintain an excellent state of health. Try getting up one hour earlier for 21 days and it will develop into a powerful habit. Remember, it is the quality not the quantity of sleep that is important. And just imagine having an extra 30 hours a month to spend on the things that are important to you.
2. Set aside one hour every morning for personal development matters. Meditate, visualize your day, read inspirational texts to set the tone of your day, listen to motivational tapes or read great literature. Take this quiet period to vitalize and energize your spirit for the productive day ahead. Watch the sun rise once a week or be with nature. Starting the day off well is a powerful strategy for self-renewal and personal effectiveness.
3. Do not allow those things that matter the most in your life be at the mercy of activities that matter the least. Every day, take the time to ask yourself the question "is this the best use of my time and energy?" Time management is life management so guard your time with great care.
4. Use the rubber band method to condition your mind to focus solely on the most positive elements in your life. Place a rubber band around your wrist. Each time a negative, energy sapping thought enters your mind, snap the rubber band. Through the power of conditioning, your mind will associate pain with negative thinking and you will soon possess a strongly positive mindset.
5. Always answer the phone with enthusiasm in your voice and show your appreciation for the caller. Good phone manners are essential. To convey authority on the line, stand up. This will instill further confidence in your voice.
6. Throughout the day we all get inspiration and excellent ideas. Keep a set of cards (the size of business cards; available at most stationary stores) in your wallet along with a pencil to jot down these insights. When you get home, put the ideas in a central place such as a coil notepad and review them from time to time. As noted by Oliver Wendell Holmes: "Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."
7. Set aside every Sunday evening for yourself and be strongly disciplined with this habit. Use this period to plan your week, visualize your encounters and what you want to achieve, to read new materials and inspirational books, to listen to soft soothing music and to simply relax. This habit will serve as your anchor to keep you focused, motivated and effective throughout the coming week.
8. Always remember the key principle that the quality of your life is the quality of your communication. This means the way you communicate with others and, more importantly, the way you communicate with yourself. What you focus on is what you get. If you look for the positive this is what you get. This is a fundamental law of Nature.
9. Stay on purpose, not on outcome. In other words, do the task because it is what you love to do or because it will help someone or is a valuable exercise. Don't do it for the money or the recognition. Those will come naturally. This is the way of the world.
10. Laugh for five minutes in the mirror each morning. Steve Martin does. Laughter activates many beneficial chemicals within the body that place us into a very joyous state. Laughter also returns the body to a state of balance. Laughter therapy has been regularly used to heal persons with varied ailments and is a wonderful tonic for life's ills. While the average 4 year old laughs 500 times a day, the average adult is lucky to laugh 15 times a day. Revitalize the habit of laughter, it will put far more living into your life.

19/02/2016

Esoe!
B mindful of Remo Young Entrepreneur Klub's meeting slated for 2morow:
Saturday, 20th of Feb. 2016.
Time: 2p.m prompt, no African time pls!
Ajose wa o ni baje o.
A o jo lasepe o.

27/12/2015

PANAMAI TAEKWONDO TRAINING
*fitness*confidence*selfdefence*
(in Victoria Island)
with
Grandmaster Ferguson Oluigbo, PhD.

Explosive, fully equiped and airconditioned International level PANAMAI Taekwondo Training Dojang now ready for Victoria Island from January 2016.

Tuesdays and Thursdays, 4.00 - 6.00 pm.

@ Club Shrinkers , 3 Abiola Segun Ajayi street,off Muri Okunola, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria.
Tel: +2348055606956.

Please share and tell a friend.

20/11/2015

Health tips:

Bedtime Drink that Reduces Stomach Fat Like Crazy

Every day our body is exposed to a number of toxins whether they come from the food that we eat or from the environmental pollution. These toxins have a significant negative impact on our overall health and are the root cause of many serious diseases. This is why regular detoxification and cleansing of the body is so important. The process of detoxification improves the nutrient absorption and eliminates the cancerous compounds from the body. The best way to cleanse your body is using this natural remedy which is highly efficient and has no side effects. It will strengthen your immune system, speed up the metabolism and help you lose weight.

Excess belly fat can lead to high blood pressure, diabetes and heart issues. According to studies, too much belly fat is the first symptom of diabetes type 2. A study published in The Journal Heart Magazine has found that excess belly fat is linked to heart attack.

If you want to lose your belly fat, you should exercise regularly and eat healthy diet.

Ingredients:

1 cucumber

½ lemon

1 tsp. grated ginger

A bunch of parsley

1/3 cup of water

Method of preparation

Put all the ingredients in a juicer and mix well. Consume the resulting mixture every night before going to bed. You will notice the results in just a few days.

20/11/2015

17/11/2015

💉BLOOD GROUP COMPATIBILITY 💉

What’s Your Type and how common is it?

O+ 1 in 3 37.4%
(Most common)

A+ 1 in 3 35.7%

B+ 1 in 12 8.5%

AB+ 1 in 29 3.4%

O- 1 in 15 6.6%

A- 1 in 16 6.3%

B- 1 in 67 1.5%

AB- 1 in 167 .6%
(Rarest)

Compatible Blood Types

O- can receive O-

O+ can receive O+, O-

A- can receive A-, O-

A+ can receive A+, A-, O+, O-

B- can receive B-, O-

B+ can receive B+, B-, O+, O-

AB- can receive AB-, B-, A-, O-

AB+ can receive AB+, AB-, B+, B-, A+, A-, O+, O-

This is an important msg which can save a life! Please share with at least 20 people and a miracle can happen! A life could be saved....
: Your Blood group also speaks about you.
🅰(+) : Good leadership.
🅰(-) : Hardworking.
🅱(+) : Can Sacrifice for others and very ambitious, tolerance.
🅱(-) : Non flexible, Selfish & Sadistic.
🅾(+) : Born to help.
🅾(-) : Narrow minded.
🆎(+) : Very difficult to understand.
🆎(-) : Sharp & Intelligent.

What is ur blood group ?
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14/11/2015

Garlic Treatment

Every Morning Put a Clove of Garlic in The Mouth – Here’s Why…

This treatment is quite effective because the garlic is rich in nutrients which are beneficial for cleaning the body and lymph from toxins.


We are all aware that garlic is amazing produce with numerous useful properties.

Firstly it contains antibacterial properties and that is why it is used against various medical conditions, colds, kidney diseases and atherosclerosis .It also strengthens the capillaries. Chinese people use the garlic to heal the entire body.

The Chinese take a small clove of garlic and melt it in the mouth like a candy. This is practiced in the morning and lasts for 30 minutes.

The effect is amazing- through the saliva the nutrients and beneficial substances go into the blood thus cleaning the lymph and the blood as well. Garlic also maintains the oral and gym health and it is effective in preventing gym bleeding when it occurs.


After this morning treatment, spit out the garlic and brush the teeth. If the smell is still there take parsley leaves or several coffee beans and chew them slowly.

Milk can also help to get rid completely from the garlic smell.

Why is this treatment so beneficial?

*It cleans your blood

*It protects you from influenza and other respiratory diseases

Against chronic bronchitis

*Strengthens immunity

*It cleans your skin

*It is useful against anemia

*Regulates the appetite

*It helps with kidney and bladder diseases

*It cleans your skin

If you cannot put a whole clove then you can start with a smaller piece or a quarter and then the following days increase the amount gradually.

This treatment is effective against kidney stones and coughing.

A lot of people who have tried this method are amazed by the positive results. That is why you must try this treatment if you suffer from the above mentioned problems.

13/11/2015

Central Bank Recovers N8.6bn From Owner Of Remita, Systemspecs

• How Sanusi, Lemo appointed firm to implement e- Collection solution

The Central Bank of Nigeria has recovered N8.6 billion deducted by a Lagos-based software firm, SystemSpecs, which provided the e-Payment/e-Collection solution used for the transfer of government funds from commercial banks to the treasury single account (TSA) domiciled with it, THISDAY investigations have revealed.

Thecv central bank, according to sources in the CBN, directed the company which owns the Remita software platform used for the funds transfer, when it was discovered that SystemSpecs had deducted as much as N8.6 billion for the remittance of government funds from banks to the TSA in the last few weeks.

Throwing more light on the e-Payment/e-Collection Remita software, which the Senate on Wednesday resolved to probe, CBN sources said the implementation of the modular solution was approved by the former CBN Governor who is currently the Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammad Sanusi II, and former CBN Deputy Governor, Operations, Mr. Tunde Lemo, in 2011 to facilitate the transfer of government revenue to the TSA.

On Wednesday, the Senate had ordered its joint Committee on Finance, Banking and Other Financial Institutions and Public Accounts to probe the allegation that the e-Collection agent, Remita, had been paid 25 billion, being the 1 per cent commission it charged for the transfer of N2.5 trillion of federal government funds to the TSA.

The motion, which was moved by Senator Dino Melaye and adopted by the Senate, held that the N25 billion payment was in gross violation of Section 162(1) of the 1999 Constitution which states that “the federation shall maintain a special account to be called the federation account into which all revenues collected by the government of the federation except the proceeds from the personal income tax of the personnel of the Armed Forces of the Federation, the Nigeria Police Force, the ministry or department of government charged with foreign affairs and the residents of the FCT, Abuja”.

However, investigations by THISDAY showed that Remita was not an agent or company, but the software platform used for the transfers, while SystemSpecs, whose Managing Director is Mr. John Obaro, is the owner of e-Payment/e-Collection solution.

The company’s website further revealed that the chairman of SystemSpecs is the former Director General of the Nigerian Broadcasting Commission, Dr. Christopher Kolade.

Other directors of the company include a former Executive Vice-Chairman of the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC), Mr. Ernest Ndukwe, Mr. Emmanuel Ocholi, Mr. ‘Deremi Atanda and Dr. Emmanuel Eze.

Remita, which has been adopted by the CBN as the e-Payment and e-Collection platform of the federal government, is currently used by all 22 commercial banks and over 400 microfinance banks nationwide.

CBN sources informed THISDAY that contrary to the assertion of the Senate that N25 billion had been paid to SystemSpecs, it was N8.6 billion that was deducted by the company for the transfer of N1.5 trillion since the enforcement of the TSA by the current administration in the last few weeks.

“Remita is an e-Payment/e-Collection software that has been in place since 2011, because the TSA transfers started under the Goodluck Jonathan administration.

“It was Tunde Lemo’s baby and approved by former Governor Sanusi for the transfer of funds to the TSA.
“But when it was discovered that SystemSpecs had deducted about N8.6 billion for the recent TSA transfers of N1.5 trillion, we immediately asked them to reverse the deduction, which they complied with.

“The issue was brought to the attention of the president (Muhammadu Buhari) and he asked that the money be returned immediately which is what has happened.

“Going forward, it is our intention to review the contract on the software, because the CBN has its own software for e-Payments and e-Collections,” a CBN official, who did not want to be named, said.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/tsa-transfers-central-bank-recovers-n8-6bn-from-owner-of-remita-systemspecs/225480/