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30/09/2022

President William Ruto has announced plans to match one shilling for every two shillings a Kenyan

30/09/2022

Ndindi Nyoro Net Worth: He is an economist and the MP for Kiharu. He has built a vast business empire that he started in his primary days

28/09/2022

President William Ruto on Wednesday, September 28, announced that his administration was in the advanced stages of delisting over four million Kenyans who have been blacklisted through the Credit Reference Bureaus (CRBs). A move seen to be in line with his "hustler" campaign promise of financial inc...

27/09/2022

Kenya was picked alongside six other nations to champion the trial phase of the framework designed to reduce tariffs on goods and services.

27/09/2022

Here are some tips to get you started and heading in the right direction

27/09/2022

An indecisive person is someone who has a hard time making decisions - this does not necessarily mean that they are always indecisive in every situation - but rather, look at indecision as an event where someone is unable to make a clear and definite choice. And this has significant financial conseq...

27/09/2022

Financial planning is an in-person thought that includes a variety of life goals, including starting a business, getting married, buying a home or investing, and taking children to school, to name a few. Without the right framework, it can be tough.

30/07/2018

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20/03/2018

Young Entrepreneur on the move who desires to start up a business should be mindful of this.

with Nickson Bokello

Making the transition from employee to entrepreneur is one of the most exciting but also very difficult decisions you can make. Becoming an entrepreneur is not

14/01/2018

Five Ways MEN Can Escape Poverty.

1. Leave Naked Women Alone: Yes, those women who dress like they are in the process of un******ng but they have not finished. Leave them alone. Most of them are up to no good and will only cost you a whole fortune in one weekend. Instead, get yourself a real woman: There is strength in a real woman.. Not these tuma chics that my colleague Mwaba Mutale calls 'Bandits'. Get a woman who will not only support your vision but will also push you to achieve more. A woman who will inspire you to work hard and not a woman who just makes you hard. He who finds a real woman finds a good thing and obtains favour and power to create wealth.

2. Stop Drinking Cheap Beer: I have no problem with having a drink over the weekend for social interaction and networking. However, when you drink cheap beer, you hang out with cheap people who have cheap ideas and a cheap future. Big business opportunities are found in places where the drinks are expensive. Infact, in places where they sale cheap beer, the only people you will find there are people who will be asking you for money. They even clap when you come knowing 'big buyer' has come...

3. Stop being Lazy: "Man ooh Man, why art thou Lazy?" You are too lazy for your own good. You sleep the whole day and blame the govt for your poverty. "A Little Sleep, a Little Slumber, poverty shall overtake you like a political cadre in overalls". A lot of men are just lazy when it comes to making money. They have enough energy to give a woman five or***ms, but have no energy to start one organization.... that's why it is so easy for men to manufacturer children than it is to make even pegs for putting children's clothes on the line..

4. Know Productive Things: You know too much about the, UEFA, EPL and LaLiga than you know about the Lusaka Stock Exchange and Wall Street... If you keep too much junk in your head, you get a junk life. I know a lot of men who are so sharp when you are talking about girls, about soccer and about street politics, but bring a topic about investment, innovation and business, they start looking at their phone, yawning or saying bye.. Useless things, videos and memes go viral fast than constructive things.. A man must know how to do atleast one productive thing (have one skill) even without having gone to college..

5. Get Connected to Big Men: A lot of men are failing because they are not mentored. They don't have anyone to whom they can sit down and listen, with obedience. In the old days, old men would sit young men down and show them how to hunt and kill animals... and no man was considered a man enough until he has personally killed an animal... now these men of nowadays are not mentored and can't even kill a bird.. There are men out there who have made it in life, find a way to get mentored by big men who are making waves.... You will thank me later.

14/01/2018

Signs that you are a Fake middle class...
1. If you stay in a neighborhood where one can't visit you past 7pm cause he/she might be clobbered by some ruthless gaza/Kamjeshi thugs.
2.If where you stay you share a toilet or bathroom with some ten or more neighbors and everytime you are inside the toilet you have to knock like five times to send away souls that are more pressed than you.
3.If where you stay they sell merchandise like goat heads,cow hoves,chicken legs,pig intestines etc for human consumption.
4.If where you stay the common diseases are cholera,amoeba,Kwarshakor,Marasmus and other deficiency diseases.
5.If where you stay is a small Syria/Afghanistan whenever there is an election criss.
6.If your neighbouring school doubles as a polling station, church,grazing ground,toilet for uncultured children etc.
7.If your estate if full of emaciated wondering dogs,ugly lost donkeys,Scavenger vultures.
8.If friends can't visit you cause their vehicles will get stuck due to poor roads.
9.if you have noise neighbors with many kids,Some using a newspaper as a toilet at your doorstep.
10.If you can hear everything your neighbor is doing with her wife/side chick etc.

14/01/2018

Ten Signs indicating you are a FAKE middle-class
1. Battalion of majirani
One sign you are doing well is how far
majirani are from your house.
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So, when you live in an apartment
block where your next-door
neighbours are 10 Nigerian dudes
sharing a one-bedroom house and
you don’t know what they do, then
you aren’t in the middle class.
2. Estate academies
When you have an academy between
two blocks of flats owned by Njeri and
Kariuki and christened Njekari
Academy, and the school bus is a
Toyota Wish owned by Kariuki, then
you are miles away from the proper
middle class rung of the ladder of life.
These estates also have no swimming
pools or playgrounds, and car owners
have to hoot to scatter students from
the dusty road leading to the estate’s
string of pubs.
3. Nduthi is your Uber
When you live in an area a taxi driver
can’t drive to when darkness falls or
when it rains juu ya matope, then you
are deep in the middle of poverty and
not middle class.
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But chances are you have the number
of a nduthi guy who will always come
to your rescue.
4. Mutura and kerosene
Proper middle-class dwellings have a
shopping arcade, where all businesses
operate. But if your hood has a place
for mutura, thufu, mahindi choma, mtu
wa makaa and a spot for where some
guy is selling kerosene, then you are
in the middle of hustlers.
5. Loud lungula
If you can hear Rasta wa door 12
drilling some hapless college girl
mercilessly and even your walls can’t
muffle her screams, my friend, you
aren’t in the middle class, it’s Rasta
boy who is in the middle of
something!
6. Kids scratching jalopies
An estate where kids carry rusty nails,
drawing patterns on your shiny
Japanese car and write stuff like
‘wash me’ on your dusty screens
means you live in a dusty hood and
are surrounded by kids with poor
upbringing.
7. No pets please
Middle-class hoods allow for all
manner pets, including albino
Burmese pythons! You can enjoy
walking your dogs in the evening
without being stoned by rascals.
But when the only ‘pet’ allowed in
your estate is a college girl, whose
rent you pay in Roysambu, then you
aren’t in the middle class, my brother.
8. Pastor kwa dirisha
Middle class characters love their
peace after splitting heads with
Johnnie Walker Gold Reserve the
previous day.
But if Sunday mornings are
unbearable because The Bare Chest of
Christ Ministry has a service right next
to your bedroom window, then you are
in the middle of a drummer, prayer
warrior and a very loud tarumbeta
player.
9. Off-licence local
Middle class parents know the effects
of pubs in the hood, but if your local
is metres away from your house, and
‘Mwari’, the barmaid occasionally
comes knocking at your door over bill
ya jana, my friend, you are in the
middle of an alcohol problem.
10. Parking problem
In middle class proper, residents have
designated parking slots. So, when
you have to be woken up at 3am to
reverse your jalopy so that jirani (see
number 1 above) can drive out, then
you most likely live in a block of flats
and not an apartment, despite the
landlord christening his place
‘Harmony Apartments.’
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