Moneyline maua

28/03/2026

19/09/2025

19/09/2025

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘀

1. Urinating behind the latrine

2. Wife always sleeping next to the wall

3. Hiding brooms behind the door

4. When you get rich, people say it's connected to witchcraft.

5. When you grow old, you’re automatically a witch

6. If you take a bath, people ask if you’re going somewhere

7. Keeping plates, cups, and spoons aside only for visitors

8. Counting pieces of meat during meals

9. No “natural” death — it’s always blamed on an enemy

10. Counting money after withdrawing from the ATM

11. Marrying a beautiful woman is linked to marrying a pr******te

12. Certain chicken parts (like the gizzard) are reserved only for the husband

13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud

14. Buying new clothes only at Christmas

15. Blowing air or tapping a microphone before using it, even if the last person just did

16. Sweeping the whole compound when visitors are expected

17. Looking left and right before crossing a one-way street

18. Keeping empty plastic bottles “for future use”

19. Reserving a special chair for the husband

20. Feeling proud when seated next to a white person in a bus

I am a proud African❤️

17/09/2025

30/06/2025

04/01/2025

I will pay 1000sh to everybody who will follow my page