Gary the mortgage dog

Gary the mortgage dog My name is Gary. My owner has a business called Steve Hunt Mortgage Solutions and he makes me work for him.

All I want to do is lick myself but he has made me his marketing manager so I have to do his social media stuff

I hate my owner!
31/12/2024

I hate my owner!

What sort of owner takes a dog out in this weather? I’ve tried to hide in my bed but he still took me out. I’m not going...
20/10/2024

What sort of owner takes a dog out in this weather? I’ve tried to hide in my bed but he still took me out. I’m not going to talk to him now.

Can anyone smell wet dog?
04/09/2024

Can anyone smell wet dog?

The boss let me off the lead this morning. Apparently I’ve been a bit naughty recently so I haven’t been off for a bit. ...
29/08/2024

The boss let me off the lead this morning. Apparently I’ve been a bit naughty recently so I haven’t been off for a bit. After that I saw a cute husky and had an urge to jump on her back! Don’t know why but my hips started moving too until the boss man took me to stop!

Waiting for the dog show to start
10/08/2024

Waiting for the dog show to start

Freedom!! First time off my lead this morning.
07/08/2024

Freedom!! First time off my lead this morning.

mmm, tasty treat!
05/08/2024

mmm, tasty treat!

Nice walk by the sea this morning. My owner isn’t as happy with my now as he was then. Accidentally bit him instead of m...
04/08/2024

Nice walk by the sea this morning. My owner isn’t as happy with my now as he was then. Accidentally bit him instead of my ball!

Met a cute dog today. She’s called Charlie and I’ve got a bit of a thing for her. Her owner is called Steve too! That’s ...
02/08/2024

Met a cute dog today. She’s called Charlie and I’ve got a bit of a thing for her. Her owner is called Steve too! That’s one thing we’ve got in common, just need to sort a date with her.

Had a walk down the beach this morning. Met a dog called Zak. Nice bloke, he loves it on the sand.
01/08/2024

Had a walk down the beach this morning. Met a dog called Zak. Nice bloke, he loves it on the sand.

Nice ice cream from “The View Ice Cream and coffee kiosk” in Sandown. Apparently it’s for dogs but my owner had some! T...
24/07/2024

Nice ice cream from “The View Ice Cream and coffee kiosk” in Sandown. Apparently it’s for dogs but my owner had some! That bloke will eat anything!

Just chillin having a pint in Caulkheads
21/07/2024

Just chillin having a pint in Caulkheads

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