Pink Orchid Accounts Limited

08/10/2024

VAT - seems daunting right?

Here's all you need to know 🎉🙌

03/10/2024

Is your bookkeeping weighing you down?

Let us take the strain…

31/07/2024

An absolute corker 🤣 everyone knows Dave!

🍻🍻🍻 In a cozy pub, where laughter resounds,
Lived a man named Dave, with wisdom unsound.
He’d gather his friends, pint glasses in hand,
Dispensing tax advice, oh, how grand!

Now Dave, he believed he was quite the sage,
But his knowledge of numbers was more like a haze.
He’d boast about loopholes, deductions galore,
But his friends soon realized, they needed something more.

“Listen to your accountant,” they’d often say,
As Dave rambled on, leading them astray.
For Dave, you see, had a knack for confusion,
His tax tips were more like a grand illusion.

He’d claim you could write off your pet as a dependent,
Or deduct your vacations, oh, how splendid!
But his friends knew better, they sought a pro,
Someone who’d guide them through the tax code’s flow.

So, let me tell you a tale of Dave’s advice,
And why it’s best to consult an expert, precise.
One day, Dave said, “Don’t worry ‘bout receipts,
Just estimate your expenses, no need for feats!”

His friends, they followed, thinking it was fine,
But come tax season, they faced a steep incline.
HMRC came knocking, demanding proof,
And Dave’s friends were left in a financial goof.

Another time, Dave claimed, “Don’t pay your dues,
Just stash your cash in offshore venues!”
But his friends knew better, they sought a pro,
Someone who’d save them from a tax-time woe.

So, heed this warning, my dear friends all around,
When it comes to taxes, let expertise abound.
Listen to your accountant, they’ll steer you right,
And save you from Dave’s misguided plight.

For Dave down the pub may mean well, it’s true,
But when it comes to numbers, he hasn’t a clue.
So, raise your glasses, and let’s all agree,
To trust our accountants, and leave Dave be! 🍻🍻🍻

23/05/2024

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16/05/2024

James Caan on the potential within the accounting profession today!

Speaking at offshoring and outsourcing firm AdvanceTrack’s [1] gbX 2024 conference in London, former Dragon’s Den investor and judge James Caan

16/03/2020

Professional, fully insured and certified bookkeeper for hire! For all business types.

26/11/2019

Hello all! Hope you are all getting ready for the festivities 🥳

Don’t forget if you need help with self assessments or bookkeeping in preparation for self assessment, then now is the time to get in touch 📞

***31st January deadline to file self assessment tax returns***