16/10/2026
😡 HAS ANYONE ELSE HAD DEALINGS WITH THIS WOMAN?! 😡
Goes by the name of Alison. Seems lovely. Then starts asking VERY personal questions…
“What would happen if you couldn’t work?”
“How long would your savings last?”
“Is that policy still right for you?”
SORRY, LOVE. I CAME ON FACEBOOK TO LOOK AT HOLIDAY PHOTOS, NOT HAVE MY ENTIRE FINANCIAL PLAN EXPOSED! 🤣
Before you know it, she’s poking holes in your carefully thought-out arrangements:
🙈 “I’ll sort it next year.”
🙈 “I’m sure work covers me.”
🙈 “We’d manage somehow.”
🙈 “Nothing’s going to happen to me.”
I’VE BEEN RELYING ON THOSE EXCUSES FOR YEARS AND SHE’S PICKED THEM APART IN TEN MINUTES! 😭
Then she has the cheek to explain life insurance, critical illness cover and income protection in words I actually understand.
NO JARGON. NO CONFUSION.
How am I supposed to say “I don’t understand insurance” now?! 😂
⚠️ BE WARNED: she’s helping people across the UK get their ducks in a row. Even the ones whose ducks are currently in a nightclub, ordering shots. 🦆🍸
Anyway… I’m Alison. Yes, I’m the woman causing all this trouble! 👋🤣
💜 A & R Protection Specialists
I can’t stop life throwing a spanner in the works, but I can help you explore cover to soften the financial blow.
✅ Life insurance
✅ Critical illness cover
✅ Income protection
✅ Reviews of existing cover
📩 Message me for a friendly chat. Bring your policies. Bring your questions. Bring your feral ducks.
PLEASE SHARE — SOMEONE YOU KNOW STILL HAS “I’LL SORT IT LATER” AS THEIR BACKUP PLAN! 😂🦆