23/12/2022
Ho Ho Ho from an AI AI AI 🎄
We hope you enjoy our Holiday post + picture written and designed by AI ✨ - we asked for a Christmas poem about venture capital in the style of an Eminem rap, here we go:
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land
Startups were hustling, trying to make a plan
To pitch their ideas to VCs with cash
In hopes of getting funded in a flash
But the year 2022 was not easy, my friend
With inflation raging, the market did trend
In unpredictable ways, with ups and downs
Many startups failed, while others got crowns
But the VCs kept on investing with glee
In the hottest startups, with the best pedigree
They poured in the cash, with a twinkle in their eye
Hoping to find the next unicorn, set to fly high
So here's to the year 2022, in venture capital land
A wild ride it was, but we'll take it in hand
And look to the future, with optimism and cheer
Merry Christmas to all, and a happy new year! 🎉
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