11/06/2026
We need to talk about "fairness" in the workplace.
The England Men’s team reaches back-to-back Euros finals? We go to work.
The Lionesses actually win the Euros and bring football home? We go to work. (Maybe with slightly sore heads and sunglasses indoors, but still...)
Meanwhile, Scotland qualifies for the World Cup and suddenly the country gets an actual Bank Holiday.
So while our Glasgow colleagues are putting their feet up, enjoying a Monday off, and replaying the qualifying goals for the hundredth time, the rest of us will be doing what we always do: opening laptops, attending meetings, and pretending to enjoy spreadsheets.
Are we jealous? Not at all. 😉
Congratulations, Scotland. Enjoy the day off, you've earned it.
Just don't expect us to cover your emails.