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Hello everyone, and sorry for nothing at all. We have been quite for a long while, and we are aware of that. We once aga...
25/01/2023

Hello everyone, and sorry for nothing at all.
We have been quite for a long while, and we are aware of that. We once again had to do some prison time because of bad behavior from our side like always. But we have good news about your investments. We will annonce that at a later time. Because right now we are on vaccation, paid with your money. Cheers everyone!

27/06/2019

Hello folks.
guess who's back!
We are! Back from prison!
It's been quite some while huh?
JHKP Invest have something to confess, we haven't been completely honest with you.

You guys are proproperly wondering "Where is my money?"
Your money is save. don't worry! Did they grow?
Hell yeah they did! We spend them all on a new project. A project that we truly believe in!
We bought a big ass house, right next to the beach.
In this house we are ready to work with your investments, and really make an effort to make all of you rich!
But more info will come at a later date, right now we have to go to court, because we did something really bad yesterday.

Later peeps!

21/11/2018

Black Friday is coming up!
and we have absolutely nothing to offer any of you! No discount or anything! The team behind JHKP Invest A/S is currently behind bars, because of bad behavior.
So loooooooooong money hunters!

06/01/2018

Hello and happy new year to all of you!

Today we hired Tobias Andersen as our new secretary! We was all excited and happy, but sadly mr. Andersen didn’t showed up for work, so we had to fire him at he’s first day at work.

Team JHKP Invest wish you good luck and a lot of homework!

28/12/2017

Hi guys!
Merry christmas.
So what are you gonna be doing at new years?
The team behind JHKP Invest will look at the fireworks behind bars this year, because of bad behavior! from our side of course.
But oh well, we do spend the time in here looking into your investments.
Updates will be out shortly.
So long, poor people!

04/07/2017

Ehm, so..... yeah..
Hello everyone, once again sorry for the delay in status updates, but you know the drill, jail again.. Because of bad behavior..
In case you're wondering, how your money are doing. We wan't to tell you a story.

Once upon a time, the owners of a company was sent to jail for the 20th time or something like that. When they finally got out, they had no information what so ever, to give to their costumers! The end!

We have alot of work to attent to!
Stay tuned!

JHKP invest!

27/08/2016

ehm..
well... So it happened again, we once again ended up in jail, and this time we don't even know why. But who cares we had a very pleasant stay in the prisons only presidential suite! So you must be curious about your investments after such a long time.. But sadly we don't have anything to tell you at this very moment. The reason for that is we have used all our time playing pokemon go! And we are proud to announce that we raised level 33! So what level are you?!

- Stay tuned for updates about your money, and pokemon go!
// JHKP Invest A/S

05/03/2016

Hello people!
So ehm, where shall we begin..
Remember when we had to go to court back in january? That s**t didn't end well for us. So once again we ended up in prison for quite some time. But who cares, we are now back and stronger than ever! So to update you guys about your investments, we sadly don't have anything new about that at the moment, but we will be looking into it ,and get back to you shortly!

Until then, take care mortal infidels!
JHKP Invest.

07/01/2016

Hey poor people of the world!
Are you ready to hear about "project: Go?".. We sure hope you are, because here it comes!

Project: Go is our newest and biggest project so far, the whole idea about the project is actually pretty simple, it is designed with one purpose... To make your money grow!
So now its time for you to really invest every little penny you got in JHKP Invest.. Every little coin you got left, invest it! And we will make you rich!
So long "Rich people soon to come" we will get back with more information about your investments! We need to go to court now, because of bad behavior from our side earlier today!

Peace out / JHKP Invest

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