Gyoma Incorporated

06/09/2023

Here at Gyoma inc, we try to keep up with the newest technological innovations and incorporate them in our business. We asked our internal advisor AI (Artificial Intelligence), what he thinks about the optimization of routes to our headquarters.

01/09/2023

04/03/2022

We are excited to announce our new product line: men's 4-in-1 shampoo! After many years in development we have made a shampoo that will be enough for your travels. It cleans hair! It cleans the skin! It cleans teeth, and you can also use it as a rubbing alcohol! Hope all of you can find space for this wonderful product in your travel bags! Coming soon to stores near you!
-Research Team

25/02/2022

We are happy that so many of you could make it today to the ToiletExpo! Hope you had a great day at the event check in tomorrow too, for business oriented presentations!
Gyoma team

16/02/2022

We appreciate every and all employees who were willing to work the 8-hour overtime shift yesterday at the meat processing plant!
-dr Kurray Gyula
Chief Data Officer

16/02/2022

our facemasks are avaliable through direct messages, with free shipping to the USA. Ourder now while they are not gone!

16/02/2022

Our sold out incredibly fast. To combat this we are announcing VIP+ tickets, which will include a pesonal talking time with Samuel L Jackson who is an unknown connoisseur of modern toilet manufacturing. Prices will start at 550 USD + Tax.
-Management

15/02/2022

We are most joyful to introduce the fruits of our first, and absolutely benefical collaboration project with the [REDACTED] Corporation!

Thanks to our skilled and enthusiastic engineers and representatives, our upcoming product has been awarded with the "Most innovative and humane inventions - 2022", widely respected and acknowledged title!
And that's not all, after earning this well-deserved award, the state of Ohio declared our product their official instrument, investing more than 4.5 million dollars into the project!

Thank You all for the irreplacable and honest support, and so we are looking forward in more collaboration projects with the amazing team of [REDACTED] Corporation!

15/02/2022

Early bird tickets are already gone, and a suprising amount of VIP tickets have already sold. An this rate you need to secure your tickets in 1-2 days time if you want them first hand.
-COO H-V Sándor

14/02/2022

We are happy to announce that we will be hosting this years Toilet Expo after our marketing succes in the SuperBowl .
The event will be hosted in one of Europe's most beautiful cities, Prague, in the Czech Republic. Be sure to check COVID-19 travel regulations before deciding to purchace tickets, which you can do so on www.toiletexpo2022.com, in multiple price ranges. We hope most of you can make it!
-Gyoma Inc. Team

14/02/2022

A new net has been erected around the perimeter of factory due to an increasing number of workers being "launched out" of the outer windows. Everyone stay safe, our thoughts and prayers are with everyone!
-Dr. Kurray Gyula
Chief Data Officer