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Life Sumo From financial advice, super management and personal protection services - at Life Sumo we've got you covered in every orbit of your financial universe.

Do you ever feel overwhelmed about some of life's big decisions and necessities? Life Sumo navigates you through the trickier and more complicated parts of life, breaking down the confusing world of Investments, Super and Personal protection - along with a range of other major life skills to put you in a position to take control. Why are we doing this? Your world is a better place when you have real, usable information. You are at your most powerful when you are educated and understand that you don't have to accept the status quo. Your future is not out of your control - that changes the moment you take get informed and we're here to help.

✌🏼 Two nights ☝️ One Crooked Kingdom.👉 Friday 30 October: The Crooked Kingdom Awakens. 👉👉  Saturday 31 October: Once Upo...
13/10/2026

✌🏼 Two nights ☝️ One Crooked Kingdom.

👉 Friday 30 October: The Crooked Kingdom Awakens.
👉👉 Saturday 31 October: Once Upon a Scream — Halloween Night.

Can’t choose? Come both nights.

📅 30 + 31 October 2026 · 5pm till late
📍 71 Morgan Street, Yorkeys K**b
👻 Free family event.

Our wish: $25,000 for Make-A-Wish Australia 🧞‍♂️

Choose your night and RSVP: https://halloween.lifesumo.com.au

Friday RSVP: https://www.facebook.com/share/1PYZkF88CM/
Saturday RSVP: https://www.facebook.com/share/1DioooNnni/

21 Days to Go....🦇 🩸 We'd like to report a situation in the workshop 🕷️🍎There's a suspicious house made of candy. A brid...
09/10/2026

21 Days to Go....

🦇 🩸 We'd like to report a situation in the workshop 🕷️🍎

There's a suspicious house made of candy. A bridge they say souls cross and never return. A well, that if you fall, it goes forever. And some creatures that look like they've just climbed out of their graves.....

James has been busy building, painting, carving and bringing the Crooked Kingdom to life, one slightly disturbing creation at a time. Take a quick click and check out the beanstalk.....

We're not entirely sure what he'll come up with next, but why don't you take a guess 👇🏽

👻 ONCE UPON A SCREAM 🙀
📅 30 + 31 October | 5pm till late
📍 71 Morgan Street, Yorkeys K**b

All for one very big wish | $25,000 for Make-A-Wish Australia: https://halloween.lifesumo.com.au/

🛠️ Happily never after just doesn't build itself  🛠️Behind every crooked creation, every twisted character and completel...
08/10/2026

🛠️ Happily never after just doesn't build itself 🛠️

Behind every crooked creation, every twisted character and completely ridiculous Halloween scene is a fairly unreasonable amount of work and soul that goes into it all....

Well one particular and a very determined soul..... Moose Myers...... aka James 🧟‍♀️

What started as a Halloween fundraiser for a good cause has somehow turned into an annual exercise in seeing just how far one man can take a glue gun, a paintbrush and a slightly concerning imagination.

From the ground up 🪓 there is scratch-built props to entire themed event sets, James is the one bringing the physical Crooked Kingdom to life in every detail.

And while the rest of us are busy planning, organising and occasionally questioning his latest ideas, he's out there making them happen.

The photos are just a sneak peek 📸

Wait until you see it all together 👀

**Two fright nights. One very big wish.**

📅 Friday 30 + Saturday 31 October | 5pm till late |
📍 71 Morgan Street, Yorkeys K**b

👻 Help us make wishes come true: https://halloween.lifesumo.com.au

Dress up  🧛🏽‍♂️ Get snapped  📸 Deny everything.The Once Upon a Crime mugshot photo station is waiting for your best cost...
08/10/2026

Dress up 🧛🏽‍♂️ Get snapped 📸 Deny everything.

The Once Upon a Crime mugshot photo station is waiting for your best costume and your least convincing alibi.

👉 Join the line-up in the Crooked Kingdom on 30 + 31 October.

🗓️ 30 + 31 October 2026 · 5pm till late
📍 71 Morgan Street, Yorkeys K**b
👻 Free family event.

Our wish 💸 $25,000 for Make-A-Wish Australia.

RSVP and tag your accomplice: https://halloween.lifesumo.com.au See less

Pick your Fairytale Felon 🧚🏽👉 Download  📩  Colour  🖍️  Enter There’s a whole line-up of suspects waiting for a splash of...
08/10/2026

Pick your Fairytale Felon 🧚🏽

👉 Download 📩 Colour 🖍️ Enter

There’s a whole line-up of suspects waiting for a splash of colour. Choose your favourite sheet from our website — downloads and competition entry are free.

🎃 Download a colouring sheet: https://halloween.lifesumo.com.au

Two nights. One Crooked Kingdom.Explore the Event: https://halloween.lifesumo.com.auFriday 30 October: The Crooked Kingd...
06/10/2026

Two nights. One Crooked Kingdom.

Explore the Event: https://halloween.lifesumo.com.au

Friday 30 October: The Crooked Kingdom Awakens.
Saturday 31 October: Once Upon a Scream — Halloween Night.

Can’t choose? Come both nights.

30 + 31 October 2026 · 5pm till late
71 Morgan Street, Yorkeys K**b
Free family event.

Our wish: $25,000 for Make-A-Wish Australia | Donate: https://halloween.lifesumo.com.au

Friday RSVP: https://www.facebook.com/share/1PYZkF88CM/
Saturday RSVP: https://www.facebook.com/share/1DioooNnni/

🎃 Happily ever after got a little twisted 🔥The fairytales have fractured. The characters have gone rogue. And this Hallo...
02/10/2026

🎃 Happily ever after got a little twisted 🔥

The fairytales have fractured. The characters have gone rogue. And this Halloween, the Crooked Kingdom is taking over Yorkeys K**b for TWO nights.

🗓️ FRIDAY 30 OCTOBER
🗓️ SATURDAY 31 OCTOBER
⏰ 5PM TILL LATE
📍 71 Morgan Street, Yorkeys K**b

👉 Free. Family-friendly. Costumes very much encouraged.

And behind all the crooked fairytales is one very big wish:

💫 $25,000 for Make-A-Wish Australia.

For the past two years, this incredible community has helped us become the top Hallowish fundraisers in Australia, raising $15,000 last year - and making us raise the stakes again this year....

As we said this year, we're going bigger.

More characters. More chaos. Two nights. And our biggest wish yet.

👻 Welcome to Life Sumo Halloween 2026: ONCE UPON A SCREAM.

The story starts here 🪓

🔗 Find everything you need here: halloween.lifesumo.com.au

Day 2 and the first meeting of the day… yesterday went really well. We met with our tech partners for a deep dive on end...
17/05/2026

Day 2 and the first meeting of the day… yesterday went really well.

We met with our tech partners for a deep dive on end to end efficiencies in advice provision and helped them refine their roadmap as they are about to sign off on a massive investment from Australia’s largest platforms to roll out a world first end to end solution.

The upside? You get more compliant, more thorough and more efficient advice - reducing client risk and making quality advice more accessible.

We have been the voice of the industry in the process as we (particularly our real life AI - Rhi Johnson) have been able to pull apart and stress test the tech platform.

It’s a wild time to be alive… we feel like the Wright brothers as a new thorough, more compliant and better client facing outcome prepares to take flight!

Today starts with meeting 2 until 1.30pm and then a big one for number 3.

The let down? Stuck in this drab concrete jungle away from my kids… the upside? A front row seat to the brave new world!

It’s been something close to 15 years since I woke up feeling this…A nervous energy… a sense of anticipation… the strang...
16/05/2026

It’s been something close to 15 years since I woke up feeling this…

A nervous energy… a sense of anticipation… the strange despondency that comes from being able to isolate the rest of the world and focus on one task, one mission… one objective... in a finite window knowing that this moment will come to pass and you will either rise to the challenge as victors or fade into obscurity as also rans.

In my playing days I was fortunate enough to play in a dozen or so of these so I have come to understand this feeling well and I know there are a handful of tried and tested rules that will see you through.

1. People don’t win Premierships, teams do. Last week we welcomed our 15th team member and there is no such thing as an MVP… every single person is a beautiful and vital cog… everyone has a role and a purpose… we own our piece AND we own our peace… by respecting our contribution and turning up to execute, we approach every task with calm, composure and professionalism - if you want to take out the flag… you can’t do it one man down and you sure as s**t can’t do it alone.

2. You got to the big dance doing what you do and doing it well. It always used to frustrate me when you would turn up to the big game and team members would stretch things they hadn’t stretched all year… taped things they had never taped… listen to music they hadn’t listened to. I’m sitting at the Airport and my suit is sitting on my kitchen table. I hate that thing… I left my previous corporate role knowing that I’d met plenty of Di*****ds in my time who wore that penguin outfit as a cover, a suit of armour to evoke faux trust. Anyone can post a doctored profile picture…few have done the pushups, the resistance training, the recovery to not need it. So I took it out. I don’t need it… we got here being unashamedly us. I’d rather lose in authenticity than cheat to victory.

3. ‘Motivation’ is not critical to success. It is a lie we tell ourselves as an excuse for poor ex*****on. In the years of memorable victories on the field… it wasn’t the team that was ‘fired up’ that won. Both sides were generally motivated… both sides were psyched to win… it was the team that executed with the least errors that took out the biscuits. Being in the half time huddle, 2 or 3 tries down and screaming at everyone to ‘get their head in the game’ or ‘fire up’ never changed an outcome. Identifying the errors, helping team mates to execute better… working on adapting tactically and drawing on experience were all vital compensators for the lie that was and is motivation. Save your emotions for savouring the victory… or lamenting the loss… it has no place on the field. I have let myself and my team down before letting the impact of the moment get to me…

4. No matter how hard you train… no matter how well you prepare, the bounce of the ball is never certain. If you need the ball to bounce ‘right’ to win… you don’t deserve to win. It is the way we work through the variables that defines champion teams. How you respond to volatility and your composure under fire… that’s where victories are born.

5. If you have made it this far… it’s ALWAYS yours to win… you’re both playing on the same field… in the same conditions… with the same number of players… sometimes though the other team doesn’t win… you lose. It’s challenging enough to beat them… don’t defeat yourself. For many, they never give their opposite numbers the chance to beat them because they’ve done it to themselves already. Get out of your own way. Stop helping your opposition… if they’re going to beat you… make the bastards bleed for it.

The plane is about to board and Sydney is the hallowed turf for this one. When I left my soulless corporate role with a six month old at home… on the back of the Storm Financial trauma, battling my own mental health issues (depression, anxiety, addictions… years of unresolved pain), my physical health in tatters (pre diabetic… weighing in at 217kg… couldn’t walk a flight of stairs)… and no plan… I had no idea that a day like this was possible. We started with less than nothing. Not a single client. Not a cent under management…

When I parted ways with an equity holder and went it ‘alone’, I couldn’t imagine that less than 2 years later… we would be here…

When I found my business soul mates in Rylee Venables and Rhi Johnson and rebuilt Life Sumo from the ground up in less than 18 months… you couldn’t have convinced me that the right team was out there and we would have over 800 clients, more than 231M funds under management, over 160M of our own Life Sumo SMA’s… I would not have believed that we would have an audience with the worlds biggest fund managers and platforms. I could not imagine that I would be blessed with 14 of the greatest humans alive to value the clients and the team over themselves…

Now, we have four days of opportunity that will shape the lives of every one of our current clients and give us the scope to help thousands more.

We have done the training, we have overcome adversity, I have and continue to work through my own serious issues and continue to stay my personal demons as they come but keep turning up because it’s not about me and I’ve come to love and respect the fact that it never was.

As I board the plane I am content that there is nothing more to be done than to get out there and execute.

It’s Grand Final time baby.

Thankyou team Mel Barber, Oliver Cox, Kylie Steer, Tanya Lucas, Lucy Christina, Mitchell Nightingale, Dani, Don, Ruby, Narbi, Ben Donohue… and 800 of our closest friends and clients who trust us every single day to make their worlds better.

Last night’s Federal Budget was presented as a “tax reform” Budget, which was quite the stretch and some major massaging...
13/05/2026

Last night’s Federal Budget was presented as a “tax reform” Budget, which was quite the stretch and some major massaging from the spin doctors. After analysing the measures in detail, we believe the deeper story is something quite different.

This budget was/is a furthering of the political divide and intended to continue the lazy ‘State of Origin’ style politicking that has weakened our country immeasurably over the last 30 years.

This Budget reflects a broader shift in Australian politics toward:
• structurally larger government,
• higher ongoing spending,
• continued deficits,
• and increasing reliance on taxing capital, investment and accumulated wealth.

Importantly, this is no longer just a Labor story. This is not a tale of good guys and bad guys anymore – this is a tale of bad guys and bad guys. Both sides are addicted so deeply to the suckling the teat of the tax payer that they don’t know how to get out of it… and I mean it. Both sides are pathetic.

One of the most striking features of this Budget is how little meaningful resistance exists politically to the expanding size of government itself. Take this from a semi-reformed fatty… this budget is the equivalent of trying to get an obese person to lose weight through the consumption of Mars Bars* (*No commercial endorsement of Mars Bars nor their nutritional content was sought for the construction of this article).

No situps… no calorie control… no jogging… just more consumption.

The Coalition has largely abandoned the aggressive fiscal restraint and smaller-government positioning that previously shaped Australian economic debate and provided the much needed antithesis to big spending expansive Labor governments and we are now so fat – our vital organs are shutting down.

As a result, the national conversation is increasingly becoming:
“Who should pay for bigger government?”
rather than:

“How do we improve productivity, economic growth and fiscal sustainability?”
That distinction matters enormously and the numbers tell the story.

The Budget still projects deficits across the forward estimates:
• $31.5 billion deficit in 2026–27
• gross debt exceeding $1 trillion next year (and not by a ‘little bit’)
• net debt projected to rise to almost $770 billion by 2029–30

At the same time, the economy is forecast to slow:
• GDP growth falls to 1.75%
• inflation spikes to 5%
• unemployment edges higher
• and interest rate pressure remains elevated.

Yet despite this environment, the Budget still contains approximately $18 billion in additional spending measures, which many economists argue risks making inflation harder to control with none of those expansive spendings in areas that promote innovation and economic growth in the country.

The Centre for Independent Studies described the broader issue bluntly:
Australia has abandoned meaningful fiscal discipline and increasingly relies on deficits, off-budget spending and expanding taxation rather than structural reform.

And this is where the Budget becomes politically interesting.

The Government has clearly targeted visible relief toward younger and working Australians:
• a new $250 Working Australians Tax Offset,
• a $1,000 instant deduction without receipts,
• expanded parental leave benefits,
• LISTO increases,
• and housing policies framed around “intergenerational equity.”

These measures are politically effective because they are:
• simple,
• immediate,
• easy to understand,
• and highly visible to voters.

But how are they funded?

Largely through increased taxation or reduced concessions applying to:
• investors,
• discretionary trusts,
• accumulated capital gains,
• higher-balance superannuation,
• and private wealth structures.

Examples include:
• replacing the 50% CGT discount with an indexed regime plus a 30% minimum tax,
• limiting negative gearing on established properties,
• introducing a 30% minimum tax on discretionary trusts,
• and expanding taxation pressure on superannuation balances.

This is why we view the Budget as more redistributive than reformist.

There is relatively little here that materially lifts:
• productivity,
• private-sector competitiveness,
• business investment,
• energy efficiency,
• or long-term GDP per capita growth.

Even the housing measures are unlikely to materially improve affordability according to many economists.

The CIS roundtable noted that changes to negative gearing and CGT may reduce house prices by only around 2% while potentially increasing rents.

The core housing problem remains supply.

Australia still faces:
• restrictive planning systems,
• insufficient housing construction,
• infrastructure bottlenecks,
• and weak productivity growth in development.

Tax changes alone do not solve those structural constraints.

Meanwhile, governments continue expanding through both direct and off-budget spending.

One of the more concerning trends is the increasing use of off-budget financing vehicles:
• Snowy Hydro,
• the National Reconstruction Fund,
• clean energy financing structures,
• and other government-backed investment programs.

Critics argue this obscures the true size of deficits and government expansion.

In fact, the CIS analysis notes that while the Government highlights the “underlying cash deficit,” broader fiscal measures paint a much weaker position once off-budget spending is included.
The deeper concern for investors and business owners is not simply one Budget.

It is the policy direction.
Read that again. Slowly… and don’t discount the importance.

Australia increasingly appears to be moving toward an economic model where:
• government spending remains structurally elevated,
• deficits persist,
• private capital is relied upon more heavily to fund public obligations,
• and investment concessions become politically easier to target.

That has significant implications over the next decade for:
• investment structuring,
• asset allocation,
• superannuation strategy,
• trust usage,
• capital management,
• and global diversification.

We suspect sophisticated investors will increasingly focus on:
• international diversification,
• income-producing assets,
• franking-credit efficiency,
• asset protection structures,
• and jurisdictions with stronger long-term policy certainty.

All of these things that sophisticated investors will increasingly focus on falls right in our wheelhouse. Those who are clients of ours and understand what we do, this budget is the perfect driver for growth for our business because it makes what we do extremely lucrative and attractive to investors with respect to our investment approach but I’m not made happy by this… because it comes at a significant social cost.

Just because it’s good for us and our clients doesn’t mean that Joe and Jane Public are going to be better off in the long run… and it is the distinct lack of vision from all sides of the political spectrum which is being exacerbated.

Ultimately, the key issue with this Budget is not any individual measure.
It is that Australia still lacks a compelling national vision around:
• productivity,
• fiscal restraint,
• private-sector growth,
• and long-term wealth creation.

Until that changes, we expect governments of both sides to continue searching for revenue from the same places:
capital, investment and accumulated wealth.

They will keep putting their foot on the throats of everyday Aussies, squeezing the working class and attempting to buy votes by convincing you that your enemy is those who have more than you… distracting you from the fact that the real enemy are the visionless grubs that have been elected (from all parties) to feather their own nests at the expense of you.

If you think that this budget is going to level the playing field and improve the lot for ordinary Australians… go back and read it again.

Feel free to use my words against me in 18-24 months when the real impacts are felt… I hate to be this guy… but I won’t be wrong about this. The data is compelling.

“A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. But the tumult soon subsides. Time makes more converts than reason.” – Thomas Paine.

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