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The drum played by the cat at the rat's wedding is just to deceive the rat into believing he is a good friend.AFRICAN PR...
01/08/2025

The drum played by the cat at the rat's wedding is just to deceive the rat into believing he is a good friend.

AFRICAN PROVERB โœจ

04/01/2025

when ur girlfriend is very lazy in doing house chores but very good in bed, ur family members will be complaining and u will be like "hmmm, u people don't know this girl well oo"๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

03/01/2025

"๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐œ๐š๐ง'๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง๐ฅ๐จ๐š๐ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž, ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐š ๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ. ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐œ๐š๐ง'๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐œ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฌ๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฐ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ข๐œ๐ž, ๐›๐ž๐œ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฉ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐š๐ ๐š๐ข๐ง. 2024 ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐ ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐š๐ ๐š๐ข๐ง ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ 2025 ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐š๐ญ๐ก ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐œ๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ข๐ž๐ซ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐š๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ž๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐œ๐ก ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž."

๐ŸŒน๐‡๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐‰๐ฎ๐ฆ๐š๐ŸŒน

12/09/2024

Two Babies

Akpos' wife was pregnant and the following conversation ensued: WIFE: Darling, guess what? AKPOS: What?WIFE: I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I'm pregnant with a set of twins.AKPOS: Really? Two babies?WIFE: (excited) Yes!AKPOS: So who is the father of the second child?
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

12/09/2024

ATM Money

Benzo was passing by a bank and noticed quite a lot of people queuing up at the ATM wall. He joined them and when it was his turn to use the ATM, he withdrew all his money, then walks into the same bank and deposits the same money he withdrew, telling the Teller, "My money is not safe outside there in the ATM. People are just withdrawing anyhow and they may end up withdrawing my money. Keep my money inside the bank please!"
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

12/09/2024

Fร t girls are the most $elfish people in the world, dey will sit down
with mini skirt and u will see nothing.
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜œ

12/09/2024

WAHALA DEY๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

I was on my own when this girl texted me that she need my help, I asked about what and she told me she want to make her ex boyfriend jealous,

"How I wan take help you for the matter? " I asked and she said I should just act like I'm his new boyfriend, we'll hang out together and play in a romantic way and do everything that will make him jealous, she said the guy must come to the usual place they always go on valentines, so I should just act like her new lover.

I thought about it and agreed, this girl is a girl I've asked out before and she no gree for me, maybe it's a way to win her heart because, if I help her do this, she will definitely fall in love with me โ˜บ๏ธ

E happen,
As we go out to the event center, I held her hand which she scornfully removed and told me to hold her around her waist, that it is more romantic,
Hmm... Me I started feeling shy, as I round my arm on her waist walking in, she was busy using her eyes to search for the ex boyfriend.

Suddenly, we now saw the boy sitting in the hotel bar drinking, actually he was alone so the girl was happier that he'll be more jealous seeing us since he's lonely.

When the boy saw us, Hanty told me to take her to the reception so I will Logue as the guy was looking, that it will make him more jealous,

I agreed and we walked toward the reception, I asked how much for a room and the receptionist said 18k, I nearly screamed, but I keep calm,

I told her to pay and she said if the guy see her paying, then he will think me her new boyfriend is broke, then he might not be jealous again.

Hmmmm
Me I have only 20k in my account oo, I asked them if they accept transfer and they agreed, I transferred the 18k to them and I held her waist as the porter take us upstairs to show us the room, the guy was watching us and with his face I can feel he's getting jealous.

As we enter room, she sat down on the bed and I asked what next.

"We will just sit down and wait for some time, then we go b

11/09/2024

Ladies, you're walking with your man and a guy walks up to you and asks if he can talk to you about something. What will you do?

*Guys, what will you expect her to do?*

16/08/2024

*You've attended 30 weddings, 20 funerals, 50 birthday parties, & 80 church conference...yet still sยกngle. Are you a tent?๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚*

16/08/2024
Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Simon Mugunzva, Sunny Sibanda
07/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Simon Mugunzva, Sunny Sibanda

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