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15/05/2026

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15/05/2026

15/01/2026

WHAT ALCOHOL DID TO ME

I reached home late yesterday. I didn't want to talk to anyone, my wife was waiting for me because I was very late. I knew problems would immediately arise because my wife doesn't tolerate me if I reach home late. She'll either lock me outside the house or deny me food. I didn't want any of those things to happen to me. So I hurriedly walked home and left my friends chilling with girls and handling the remaining bottles of drinks.

I knocked on the door of my house. There was no response at the first attempt. I knocked again the second time. The second attempt proved futile and this led to the third knock being harder accompanied by a loud-angry voice.

"What is it that you're doing that you don't want to open the door for me? If I enter there, I'll definitely deal with you so much that the cry you'll start with from here will only end in your father's house because the slap I'll bless you with will make you call your ancestors for help. What kind of a woman are you?" I roared.

I heard the door opening, "kweeeee!" and a giant man stood before me and asked me, "Young man, what's your problem? What do you want? Will you disturb the peace of everyone here?"

"So you're the one with my woman? This is my house and the woman inside is my wife and you've the guts to ask me such a stupid question, right ? Now, I'll start dealing with you first before I turn to the stupid woman who's inside!''

I turned as though I was a martial trainer, bounced on him and kicked him hard on his back. He found himself on the ground. At this point, neighbors sprinted from their respective houses to come and watch us as I was ready to squeeze adultery out of this adulterous fella. As I saw the eyes of people, I became even crazier.
I climbed on top of the poultry for the landlord and there I began to move my hands and legs asJack Chan in a movie called "Drunken Master" and told him to draw closer. I saw him coming with full force.

I was ready to strike, but, oh s**t

14/01/2026

LOVE AND SACRIFICE
Part 20

When they reached Mkushi turn off, Choolwe's personal assistant received a call that his boss' car, Rolls Royce phantom, was on its way to Lusaka.

Choolwe advised him to tell the man with the car to bring it at Mkushi turn off. They waited there and after an hour, the vehicle was delivered. Choolwe looked at it, and it was indeed very beautiful. The man proceeded to Lusaka with the car, Choolwe and his people continued with their journey too.

When almost everyone was at home relaxing, they saw a convoy of cars coming from a distant place with hazards. They stood in greatest awe and shock thinking it could be some minister visiting that area. The 7 vehicles passed Mweemba gardens area while people stood by the road and watched as the vehicles moved slowly heading to Mr Mweemba's farm.

"Who is this? He could be a minister visiting Mr Mweemba's farm," wondered some people.
"But the vehicles don't have flags on them. Ministerial or presidential vehicle have a flag on it. But none of those vehicles has a flag," said another.

As they were still debating, trying to figure out who it was, Choolwe was approached Astridah's father's place.

By that time, Mr George was relaxing under the shelter with her daughter, Phaides. Astridah's mother was inside with the rest. When he saw the series of cars some meters away, he stood in greatest commotion and wondered which minister was visiting him. Phaides sprinted inside like a female rat which runs to tell her colleagues about the bag of ground nuts which has been brought by the owner of the house.
"Please come and see!" Shouted Phaides while panting like a racing horse.

Everyone logged out of the house like rats which have come to see the bag of ground nuts and see what Phaides had called them for.

The vehicles turned right, the direction of Mr Mweemba's house. They stopped while windows closed.

Everyone stood there greatly surprised! Godfrey, Henry, Moonga,