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18/04/2024

Facts.
1. English is not confirmation of being educated.
2. Money is not proof of wealth.
3. Eloquence of speech is not a sign of leadership.
4. Arrogance is not a sign of wisdom.
5. Quietness is not a sign of stupidity.
6. Confidence does not necessarily display beauty.
7. Being vocal does not mean you are clever.
8. Being able to preach does not mean you are called to pastor.
9. Being dominant is not a qualification.

18/04/2024

Holobye Ntsanwisi
Holobye Ntsanwisi went to London with his assistant.
While they were having breakfast with Prince Charles, the assistant
noticed that there was fresh milk and there was also coffee creamer.
Just when they were about to have cereal the assistant did not know which one to use because they never had cereal back home.
Holobye Ntsanwisi quickly asked the Prince if they could pray first and convinced him that this was the Shangaan custom before a meal.
He asked the Prince to pray first and it was short, and Holobye Ntsanwisi prayed after the Prince in Hi ririmi ra manana.
'Heyi wena mbyana ndiwena, teka masi ya homu’
Hayi cremora, chela masi a henhla ka swilo sweswo.
Loko se hinwa tiya, u chela cremora wena xiphunta,
Naswona u tsunduka kuri ani nge he pfuki ni fambe na wena loko kuri uta ni nyumisa hi ndlela leyi,
Msatha nyoko mani. Amen!

18/04/2024

RESPECT A WOMAN
BECAUSE….
You can feel her INNOCENCE in form of a daughter
You can feel her CARE in form of a sister
You can feel her WARMTH in form of a friend
You can feel her PASSION in form of a beloved
You can feel her DEDICATION in form of a wife
You can feel her DIVINITY in form of a mother
You can feel her BLESSING in form of a grandmother
Yet she is so TOUGH too…
Her heart is...
So TENDER…
So NAUGHTY…
So CHARMING…
So SHARING…
So MELODIUS…
She is a WOMAN
And she is life!!!

18/04/2024

Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year! - A MUST READ!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!'
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded
the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily ch**es weren't finished, he went to
bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through
without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!

18/04/2024

"Keep Driving"
One day a young lady was driving along with her father.
They came upon a storm, and the young lady asked her father, What should I do?"
He said "keep driving". Cars began to pull over to the side, the storm was getting worse.
"What should I do." The young lady asked?
"Keep driving," her father replied.
Up ahead, she noticed that eighteen wheelers were also pulling over. She told her dad, "I must pull over, I can barely see ahead. It is terrible, and everyone is pulling over!"
Her father told her, "Don't give up, just keep driving!"
Now the storm was terrible, but she never stopped driving, and soon she could see a little more clearly. After a couple of miles she was again on dry land, and the sun came out
Her father said, "Now you can pull over and get out."
She said "But why now?"
He said "When you get out, look back at all the people that gave up and are still in the storm, because you never gave up your storm is now over.
This is a testimony for anyone who is going through "hard times".
Just because everyone else, even the strongest, gives up. You don't have to...if you keep going, soon your storm will be over and the sun will shine upon your face again.
This story touched me! I hope it touched you!
Feel free to pass it on to some people you know. Tell them never give up, because GOD will never give up on them!
"I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me!"

18/04/2024

MOGOGA
One guy went to a funeral, knowing that the food at funerals (mogoga) is usually not salted he took along a bit of salt wrapped in a piece of paper.
Like every mourner he stood in the queue while food was being served.As he was approaching the table, with only two people in front of him, one of the waiters made an announcement "nama e fedile and batho botlhe go simolola ka yo..." pointing at the one in front of those remaining in the queue, "ba tla shaba bogobe ka Inkomazi".
The guy was so upset and could not keep quiet. He said... shaking his head, "mara batho ba mo le bjang ye, le ka felegetsa moswi ka nkomasi?!
N######.. next time you should tell us re tle ka sukiri for nkomasi eo ya lona man yesses!

18/04/2024

I Believe...
A birth certificate shows that we were born;
A death certificate shows that we died;
Pictures show that we lived!
Have a seat, relax... and read this slowly...
I believe...
Just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.
I believe...
We don't have to change friends if
we understand that friends change.
I believe..
No matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while; and you must forgive them for that.
I believe...
True friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance...
The same goes for true love.
I believe..
You can do something in an instant, that will give you heartache for life.
I believe...
That it's taking me a long time, to become the person I want to be.
I believe....
You should always leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
I believe...
You can keep going long after you think you can't.
I believe...
We are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I believe...
Either you control your attitude or it controls you.
I believe....
Money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I believe...
My best friend and I, can do anything, or
Nothing and have the best time.
I believe...
Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down,
Will be the ones to help you get back up.
I believe...
Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them and
less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
I believe..
It isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I believe....
No matter how badly your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I believe...
Our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
I believe...
Two people can look at the same thing and see something totally different.
I believe...
Your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.
I believe...
Even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
I believe....
Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

18/04/2024

Tsa ko kerekeng
Tshelete ya monehelo e ile ya timela ka nako eo phuteho intse e rapela kerekeng.
Moruti a halefa haholo, mme a ba a re: “Tjhe man, masepa a etsehalang mona kerekeng ha ke wa batle. Wena ntate Mofokeng, qala ka ho setjha difebe tsena".
A tjho a shebile bo nkgono baa ba ratang ho dula ko pele kerekeng.
Nkgono o mong, ka ho makala, a re: "Awu! Ntate Moruti, ke eng tsena o di buang ntlung ya Morena? O ka se kene, hohang, le hodimong"
Moruti a re: "Wa nyela, o nahana h**e lehodimo ke la mmao?!"

18/04/2024

KILLER JOKE
KILLER!!!
Johnny was placed in a mental institution. It has been 2 months already.
The institution decided to buy another location to accommodate more of their patients as it was overcrowded by then, so the institution management decided that they have to take the patients to the new institution by plane because it's quicker, so they took all the patients by plane together along with Johnny of course.
So while in flight the (Mental) patients were very excited, by now singing and dancing on the plane and the sounds were disturbing, when one of the nurses sent Johnny to keep them quiet at the back.
Johnny went and after a few minutes came back smiling and it was all quiet at the back. The nurses wondered what Johnny had done to keep them
quiet, so they asked Johnny what had he done to keep them quiet?
Johnny said with a smile on his face "I TOLD THEM TO GO PLAY OUTSIDE."

18/04/2024

BLACK MAN AND CANDLE LIGHT DINNER
During one of those load-shedding times, a husband (offcourse our fellow da**ie); comes back from work and found the wife having prepared a candle-light dinner. The husband then went to the wall and tested the lights and told wifey “Igezi i buyile” and switched off the candles! That was the last time that the wife ever bothered herself to be romantic!

18/04/2024

KE TLA BA ETSANG?
One day, a guy visited his married friend only to arrive at the nick of time while foodare been prepared. To his suprise, the vistor noticed that the wife and kids only had vegetables and rice on their plate, while he and the husband (his friend) they had plenty of meat. Anyway he kept quite until they all finished eating and then asked his friend:
"Mfo, tell me man' how come our food had a lot of meat but your wife and kids had veggies only? How come this arrangement!"
The friend (the hubby, head of the house) responded;
"Monna, ke tla ba etsang! A kere ba re bona ga ba je KATSE"

18/04/2024

TODDLERS TALK
2 babies sit in their prams and chat:
BABY 1: Jis im fed-up with eating purity, it’s purity in the morning, afternoon and at Night jislaaik im FED-UP with purity. EK'S duk!!!
BABY 2: “YO! You are lucky... have you ever shared a breast with a man that smokes Stuyvesant???"

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P. O. Box 30916
Braamfontein
2017

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Saturday 09:00 - 14:00
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