03/05/2025
Baby Got Bail
*with a shout out to our supporter, Bail-ey Bonds.
I like Big Bonds and I can not lie.
When other bondsmen may deny
the girl’s locked down with that difficult case
and she’s crying in your face…
She needs to get sprung.
Some Bondsmen play that hard role
say your case ain’t made of gold.
So they toss it and leave it.
Bail-ey Bonds pulls up quick to retrieve it.
So Make it. Make It. Make that jailhouse call.
Bail-ey’s got back.
Bail-ey’s got your back.
La. case with a hefty duty
La. case with a hefty duty
So girlfriend rolls a Honda.
Playin’ work out tapes by Fonda.
But Fonda better have cash in the back of her Honda
cuz Sheriff don’t care none
unless you got bail, Hun!
You can do side-bends and sit ups.
Just don’t get in a rut.
My Homeboys tried to warn me
writing these posts make ME SO CORNY.
So Po-Po says your bad
well I aint down with that.
But your wallet is small and the charges are kickin’
With Bail-ey you should be stickin’.
The D.A.’s case is long and strong
so you better get your fiction on.
Fake them tears. Start to pout.
Even your cellmate’s gonna shout!
Baby Made Bail!
Baby Made Bail!
Little in the wallet but they got your back.
Little in the wallet but they got your back.
Oh Rumpelstiltskin…
You wanna be with your friends?
Then make it (yeah!) Make it (yeah!)
Make that jailhouse call.
Bail-ey’s got back!
Bail-ey’s got your back.
