Persuasive Ripoffs Inc.

Persuasive Ripoffs Inc. Persuasive Ripoffs Inc. is a well developed company that persuasively rips off people with catchy ad songs and re****ed commercials.

It is owned by me Ale ******* and Senior V.P Kat********* . We'll shut up if you let us take your money!

03/02/2014

We will now be posting daily beginning next month I hope the 6 of you who have liked and been with us through the long run on thrilled ~Ale

12/03/2013
07/17/2013

This page has been dead for as long as I've know it, just like my granny. ;_;
~Kat

07/15/2013

People of facebook....Eargasm.....that is all thankyou for listening.

~Ale the s**tty admin member people well soon be posting everyday enjoy the persuasiveness!

Guys, we're florists, not drug dealers...I promise. ;)
07/07/2013

Guys, we're florists, not drug dealers...I promise. ;)

06/05/2013

No posts since May 7th? Oh god we're the worst admins...I blame school but we'll do a better job from now on! Sorry for this but for a limited amount of time we will have 1 item free with a purchase of $300 or more! Remember to stop by soon and get your COMPLETELY FREE ITEM*!!! Thank you for supporting Persuasive Ripoffs Inc.-the only store that will NOT rip you off in an unpersuasive fashion!
*DISCLAIMER:May not be completely free.
~Kat

04/05/2013

Since my amazing co-worker kat jas now signed a deal with North Korea!!! All of our amazing products will now be in a korean store near you! :)

~Ale

This be some hard s**t. If you guys like Avatar you should give them a like.
04/02/2013

This be some hard s**t. If you guys like Avatar you should give them a like.

I absolutely love this pic. XD

Well thanks Bing. You cleared everything right up. Bing always does this...(because it sucks)~Kat
04/01/2013

Well thanks Bing. You cleared everything right up. Bing always does this...(because it sucks)
~Kat

03/29/2013

Well I'm in Korea now. Just had my first meeting along with Tyrone (who speaks fluent Korean ladies) with Miss Kim Jong II and we have ourselves a deal! We will now be working with Han Hee Rin Inc. so look out for our new line of products which will of course come with new offers!
~Kat Sun Jung

To those people complaining and asking for a refund on your purchases, please read the sign. We're having free food TOMO...
03/23/2013

To those people complaining and asking for a refund on your purchases, please read the sign. We're having free food TOMORROW. I know we had it up yesterday but it still says tomorrow. Unless it says today, do not complain when you don't obtain what you were expecting.
~Kat

Welcome PRECIOUS BROWN . Or Tyrones sister from another mister!! WELCOME ABOARD as my New security guard and well traine...
03/22/2013

Welcome PRECIOUS BROWN . Or Tyrones sister from another mister!! WELCOME ABOARD as my New security guard and well trained field agent ! She's really strong and great at fighting asians.


heard that takahiro.






~Ale

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