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We're still in a bear market btw... Sub 60k. The usual. Now keep watching the moonboys get triggered in the comments. F...
05/06/2026

We're still in a bear market btw...

Sub 60k. The usual.

Now keep watching the moonboys get triggered in the comments.

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I asked my for 5-year-old nephew if this is an uptrend or downtrend. He said: It's a downtrend until we see a higher hig...
05/02/2026

I asked my for 5-year-old nephew if this is an uptrend or downtrend.

He said: It's a downtrend until we see a higher high.

5 year olds genuinely have more common sense than some moonboys in this space.

This has got to be Terra Luna 2.0 in the making lmao. I'm only half joking here.I'm not saying it's going to crash and b...
05/01/2026

This has got to be Terra Luna 2.0 in the making lmao.

I'm only half joking here.

I'm not saying it's going to crash and burn, but damn that's insane.

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If you don't know where the yield is coming from, it's most likely coming from yourself.

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Bitcoin (1D)Bearish divergences are still intact, pointing to further downside.Volume remains extremely low.Looks like w...
04/30/2026

Bitcoin (1D)

Bearish divergences are still intact, pointing to further downside.

Volume remains extremely low.

Looks like we’re setting up for a final leg down below $60K.

This range is starting to run out of time. 📉

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Bitcoin doesn’t go straight down in a bear market.It moves in waves and actually spends more time going up, than down.An...
04/28/2026

Bitcoin doesn’t go straight down in a bear market.

It moves in waves and actually spends more time going up, than down.

And those upside moves are exactly where people get trapped.

Every bounce starts feeling like “this is it.”

Narratives flip bullish, confidence and positioning gets crowded.

Then it fades again.

That’s the cycle.

If you can’t tell the difference between a temporary bounce and a real shift in structure, you’re going to keep getting caught on the wrong side.

Nothing has changed yet.

Until it does, this is still a market that rewards patience and punishes impatience.

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Just nuke it already 💣🩸
04/28/2026

Just nuke it already 💣🩸

This isn’t manipulation, this is just how markets move.After months of downside, a bounce like this is completely normal...
04/26/2026

This isn’t manipulation, this is just how markets move.

After months of downside, a bounce like this is completely normal. But that doesn’t mean anything has changed.

To the moonboys and price cheerleaders calling a bottom, the same rule applies.

Not every tiny little bounce marks a reversal.

If you look at the comment section, you can easily see these people who are making these mistakes.

I hate to say it, but these same people are emotionally compromised, and their egos are fragile.

How do I know this? I've said in previous posts that what I post on here, shows the general view of my overall thesis.

The arrows that I draw on the charts are random and should not be taken as targets or price predictions. All of my real analysis is only in the private group.

And admittedly, most of the arrows that i draw is just rage bait for the trolls in the comments.

And the reason I know these people are emotionally compromised is because I can tell them it's rage bait to their face and they'll still be baited and raging in the comments 💀

Again the only thing I'm adamant on is seeing a lower low. Sub 60k has been my only real call on here.

Do not allow others to distract you.

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Again, how many times will you make the SAME mistakes?In 2022, we saw multiple rallies that looked convincing on the sur...
04/25/2026

Again, how many times will you make the SAME mistakes?

In 2022, we saw multiple rallies that looked convincing on the surface.

Every single time, price cheerleaders came out calling the bottom and screaming new highs.

And guess what... every single time, they were wrong.

Those moves were nothing more than relief rallies in a downtrend.

And this setup is just the same. It's just that moonboys can't tell the difference.

Moonboys and price cheerleaders keep jumping on every bounce like it’s the real move.

But that’s exactly how bear markets trap these people. Again, they're stuck in a mentally sick loop that they can't escape.

Until the structure actually shifts, this is just another rally getting sold into. 📉

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🚨 Bitcoin has seen its biggest drops after May in every bear market.Roughly -75%, -70%, and -65%.Each cycle, the drawdow...
04/25/2026

🚨 Bitcoin has seen its biggest drops after May in every bear market.

Roughly -75%, -70%, and -65%.

Each cycle, the drawdown gets smaller than the last.

But this would still be a huge hit for Bitcoin.

Do not say you weren't warned. And to the Perma bulls and moon boys, do not cry when it happens.

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Still trading within the broader Bear Flag here.These can also break out before they end up faking out and coming back d...
04/23/2026

Still trading within the broader Bear Flag here.

These can also break out before they end up faking out and coming back down, so be prepared for that scenario.

Sub 60k is still my base case. We can go to 85k and still be in bearish territory.

Don't be swayed by MoonBoys on here trying to drag you into their sensationalism of being bullish when Bitcoin is down 40%.

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