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But I thought all the gurus said it was alt season?Funny how that narrative shows up every time a bounce gets going.Then...
06/05/2026

But I thought all the gurus said it was alt season?

Funny how that narrative shows up every time a bounce gets going.

Then reality hits.

Alts are really getting hammered here.

I honestly wouldn't be touching any of these with a 1000 foot pole.

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"BUt iTs nOt a bEar fLAg"Again, there's a chance we bounce here but we are still headed SUB 60K like ive always said.An...
06/05/2026

"BUt iTs nOt a bEar fLAg"

Again, there's a chance we bounce here but we are still headed SUB 60K like ive always said.

And if we do end up bouncing here, i think there'll be a lot less people this time around that believe we've bottomed.. and will hopefully tread with more caution..

Unless you haven't learned your lesson... which you idiots probably haven't.

And then caesar wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer... 👑I tried to warn you..Bitcoin is now at the 200WMA. Ev...
06/05/2026

And then caesar wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer... 👑

I tried to warn you..

Bitcoin is now at the 200WMA. Even went below it.

Honestly could bounce from here, but that would ultimately set up the biggest drop and the finale dump towards the end of the year.

Heed my words.

Plan accordingly.

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Well, I guess it was just a fake out after all...Just like I've been saying this WHOLE time. It was a counter-trend rall...
06/04/2026

Well, I guess it was just a fake out after all...

Just like I've been saying this WHOLE time.

It was a counter-trend rally. WE ARE IN A BEAR MARKET.

Idk how many times I have to say this s**t.

There's no point in wasting my breath.

This is what happens when complete morons prematurely jump at every opportunity they can to look like a hero.

Everyone cheering for a bull market the past 5 months has now exposed themselves as fake crypto bros who were just relying on hopium sucking other noobs in, in order to fuel their irrational and guilty desires of a bull market.

Congratulations 🤡

Im happy for everyone who played this the right way tho. Good job.

Private group knew this before hand. Link below 👇

I'm back motherf**kers and guess what?Bitcoin is still in the SAME Bear Flag that it has been in since I took this time ...
06/03/2026

I'm back motherf**kers and guess what?

Bitcoin is still in the SAME Bear Flag that it has been in since I took this time off AND has even BROKE DOWN BELOW IT. 😱😱😱

Shocker... but not really.

This is what happens when you can't wait 3 weeks and you need to prematurely jump at every opportunity that you can, in order to try and pretend like you're smart, because you're never right.

This is the sign of true amateurs. And amateurs follow amateurs.

Congratulations, you have literally played yourselves. This is the worst you've looked in your life.

And yet even after all this, you're going to still come on here and find a reason to say why I was wrong. This is cognitive dissonance at its finest.

I actually TRULY mean this from the bottom of my heart...

You need to check yourselves into an institution. You NEED to be institutionalized. This is not optional.

You NEED to admit yourselves and be studied by full fledged, decorated psychiatric doctors for this kind of mental behavior.

You guys could have starred in Shutter Island and wouldn't even have to act.

And the sad part is after all this, you'll still think you're right.

I'd tell you to seek help, but you wouldn't even know where to start, because I've been trying to help you the past 5 months.

I'm very caring for the mentally weak and disabled, but you couldn't seek help if it slapped you in the face.

And yet each and every one of you were literally on here trying your best to talk s**t this whole time I took off.

And ALL of it was futile.

And what's hilarious is you actually thought you were doing something 💀

It's easy to talk s**t when you "THINK" you look good, when in reality the odds were never in your favor to begin with.... and you did not even know it.... until it's too late .

This is actually a crucial moment in your mental development as well as human being development.

You can either shut the f**k up and let your guard down and listen and try to learn...

OR

Double down and keep being yourself.

If you're willing to expand, the private group is waiting for you ,and I welcome you with open and loving arms.

Everyone in the private group knew how and why this would happen.

Link below 👇

We're still in a bear market btw... Sub 60k. The usual. Now keep watching the moonboys get triggered in the comments. F...
05/06/2026

We're still in a bear market btw...

Sub 60k. The usual.

Now keep watching the moonboys get triggered in the comments.

Full breakdowns are now only in the private group 👇

I asked my for 5-year-old nephew if this is an uptrend or downtrend. He said: It's a downtrend until we see a higher hig...
05/02/2026

I asked my for 5-year-old nephew if this is an uptrend or downtrend.

He said: It's a downtrend until we see a higher high.

5 year olds genuinely have more common sense than some moonboys in this space.

This has got to be Terra Luna 2.0 in the making lmao. I'm only half joking here.I'm not saying it's going to crash and b...
05/01/2026

This has got to be Terra Luna 2.0 in the making lmao.

I'm only half joking here.

I'm not saying it's going to crash and burn, but damn that's insane.

PRO TIP:

If you don't know where the yield is coming from, it's most likely coming from yourself.

If you want my full breakdowns and in depth analysis, you can get access to the private group 👇

Bitcoin (1D)Bearish divergences are still intact, pointing to further downside.Volume remains extremely low.Looks like w...
04/30/2026

Bitcoin (1D)

Bearish divergences are still intact, pointing to further downside.

Volume remains extremely low.

Looks like we’re setting up for a final leg down below $60K.

This range is starting to run out of time. 📉

Full breakdowns in exact levels are only in the private group 👇

Bitcoin doesn’t go straight down in a bear market.It moves in waves and actually spends more time going up, than down.An...
04/28/2026

Bitcoin doesn’t go straight down in a bear market.

It moves in waves and actually spends more time going up, than down.

And those upside moves are exactly where people get trapped.

Every bounce starts feeling like “this is it.”

Narratives flip bullish, confidence and positioning gets crowded.

Then it fades again.

That’s the cycle.

If you can’t tell the difference between a temporary bounce and a real shift in structure, you’re going to keep getting caught on the wrong side.

Nothing has changed yet.

Until it does, this is still a market that rewards patience and punishes impatience.

If you want to see how I’m navigating it in real time, that’s what I share inside the private group.

No noise, just clear levels and positioning. 👇

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