Blue Mountain Property Solutions

08/02/2022

What could you do with this beauty in your portfolio? Best neighborhood in Shaker Heights, OH. Just reduced PP $265k, ARV $450

01/13/2021

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)

Never take life too seriously.

★♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫★

07/24/2020

We can buy your property, even when you've been told NO before. We have funds to get you out of your home and into another.

07/24/2020

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07/19/2020

We buy houses, as-is condition, cash, fast.
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07/02/2020

Are you in financial distress, behind on taxes, or have you inherited a home you're not sure what to do with? We buy homes in any condition - no repairs needed. Call Maureen at Blue Mountain Property Solutions, she may have the perfect solution for you. Call today: (734) 307-8868.