10/30/2024
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness. Warm beer on a cold day isn't my idea of fun. The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny's head by mere millimeters. She was too short to see over the fence. He appeared to be confusingly perplexed. Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable. The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog. Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion. Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen. You bite up because of your lower jaw. His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm. This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sentence-The door slammed on the watermelon. Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students. I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls. You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs. He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else's fire. Two more days and all his problems would be solved. The virus had powers none of us knew existed. Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley. If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute. Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon. The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor. The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go. The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge. If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it. It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did. He didn't understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle. I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking. Thirteen years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over. The dead trees waited...