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TV, PLASMA STANDS
15/11/2014

TV, PLASMA STANDS

CENTER TABLES
15/11/2014

CENTER TABLES

DERNINRTable and Chair
15/11/2014

DERNINR
Table and Chair

OFFICE FURNITUREStabels and chari
15/11/2014

OFFICE FURNITURES
tabels and chari

05/11/2014

Mr MOROKO Jokes
GUY: Hi girl
GIRL: Yes, how can I help you?
GUY: I want you to be my girlfriend.
GIRL: Do you work in a bank?
GUY: No.
GIRL: Do you earn salary?
GUY: No.
GIRL: Do you have an apartment?
GUY: No.
GIRL: Do you have a range rover?
GUY: No.
GIRL: Then, there no way on earth I'll be your
girlfriend.
GUY: But, what do I need an apartment for
when I have a duplex in lekki? What do I need a
range rover for when I have a porche, two
ferraris, and a bugatti? Why do I need a salary
when I'm the owner of two multi million dollar
companies?
GIRL: Ok, I'm ready to be your girlfriend
GUY: No, not a chance!

01/11/2014

MOROKO, a soldier, was was deployed to South
Sudan. While he was there he received a ā€œDear
morokoā€ letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she
explained that she had slept with two guys while
he had been gone and she wanted to break up
with him.
To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted
back the picture of herself that she had given
him.
MOROKO thought and thought for a while. Then he
went around to his colleagues and collected all
the unwanted photos of women he could find.In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various
women (some with clothes and some without).
He then mailed them to his now former girlfriend
with the following note:
ā€œI donā€™t remember which one you are. Please
remove your picture and send the rest back.ā€

01/11/2014

Principal : Why Were U Absent
Yesterday ?
MOROKO : I Attended A Burial
PRINCIPAL : Hmmmm ! Moroko
The Lateness Specialist, nothing
will Stop me from punishing U.
Now Answer Me......Who Died ?
MOROKO : Thank you, Principal,
The first son of the Cousin of my
Grand Mother's youngest
Nephew Who is also the
Youngest Stepbrother to the
Woman who gave Birth to my Uncle's Youngest
Step-Son and
He Was Also..............!
PRINCIPAL : Alright.....Alright. ..Pls!...Thats
Enough...!..Just go to the Class!
One word for Moroko

FUN QUESTIONYou get to the ATM in order to withdraw N50 000 from your bank account, only for the machine to give you you...
31/10/2014

FUN QUESTION

You get to the ATM in order to withdraw N50 000 from your bank account, only for the machine to give you your money in coins instead of notes. What will you do?

31/10/2014

Moroko read from cover to
cover preparing for his
entrance examination. His
father came to his room
and saw him reading.
FATHER: Moroko, make sure
you pass that exam
otherwise just forget that
I'm your
father!
MOROKO: Sure thing dad, I'm
bound to bring smiles to
your
face.
5 HOURS LATER...
FATHER: So my son, how
was your exam? I'm sure u
passed
it excellently...
MOROKO: Sorry excuse me, do
I know you?
if you are smart,tell us
why MOROKO asked dat question

31/10/2014

Moroko went to USA and had
a 1 on 1 meeting with
OBAMA
OBAMA : I want to show you
how much advanced we
are.
Come with me, He takes
him to a forest.
OBAMA : Dig
the ground. Moroko did it.
OBAMA : Moreā€¦.Moreā€¦ More
ā€¦
Moroko went up to 100 Feet.
OBAMA: So now, try to
search for something.
Moroko : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows
that even 100 years ago we
used to have telephones.
Moroko became frustrated.
He invited OBAMA to
Nigeria. That year, OBAMA
visited Nigeria.
Moroko : I want to show you
our advancement. He takes
OBAMA to a forest.
Moroko : Dig it... obama does.
Moroko: Moreā€¦.Moreā€¦
Moreā€¦ā€¦ OBAMA goes upto
almost 400 feet.
Moroko :Try to find
something. OBAMA tried.
Moroko : Did you get
anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing
here.
Moroko: you know, it shows
that even 400 years ago,
we
used to have WIRELESS
mobile

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No. 10, Shop 1A, 2A & 3A Aishatu Plaza, Abdullahi Fodio Road, Beside Zenith Bank 2 Sokoto
Sokoto

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+2348062643141

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