11/12/2025
Don't abadon your spouse ooooo just read this
LETTER TO MARRIED WOMEN
Dear Married Women,
We, the Association of Sïde Chickens, have finally held an emergency meeting—yes, a whole conference—and we have come to a unanim0us conclusion:
Any man whose wife is not fit enough to take care of him emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and even hygienically… we shall grab him without apology.
Before you scream, kindly check:
Are you treating your husband like a búrden?
Are you acting like his enëmy instead of his partner?
Are you núrturing him—or nneglecting him while complaining day and night?
Because let’s be honest…
A man who feels like a stránger in his own home will look for comfort elsewhere.
And if “elsewhere” happens to be where we are… well, who are we to reject God’s blessings? 😌
This is not a thrëat.
It’s simple economics—nëglect creates demand, and demand attracts supply.
Signed,
The Sidde Chick Executive Council
(We don’t create brôken homes, we only occupy the abándoned rooms.)
If you don’t water your garden, don’t complain when someone else enjoys the flower🤷
