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MY FIRST TIME TO HAVE S*X.I entered a shop and bought a pack with three condoms, I looked at them curiously for a while ...
21/05/2024

MY FIRST TIME TO HAVE S*X.

I entered a shop and bought a pack with three condoms, I looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them.

The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a condom?

Do you know how to put it on?'' I blushed and said, "No!" The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example.

"This is how you put it. You have to make sure its tight!''

I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innocent young man. She noticed how shy and confused I was.

"You must be a virgin," she said teasingly. "Have you ever had s*x?"... She asked.. l said, ''No!" Then she looked around the shop; there was no one but just the two of us.

She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door.

She told me to hurry up... "We don't have time!" She said. She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down, opened her legs and layed her back on a table. I was really shaking!

Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had demonstrated to me. I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes! there, I as right deep inside her wet sweet flesh. ......

But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa I WAS DONE!!

The lady felt it too, she felt the hot fluid inside her, and asks me, ''Did you put the condom on like I told you?" "Yes I did. Just like you showed me!" I replied.

She says, ''Lets see!" (I showed her) "Oh s**t!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your P***S not on your THUMB, you fool...!!!..That's how I became a dad. I am off to buy pampers😭"

The Moral Of The Story!

Out of ignorance, 99% of marriages were formed in this manner. No, proper counseling or education. And the bible says in the book of Hosea, "My people perish for lack of knowledge (Information)".
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27/04/2024

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I don use my last card give una straight winning,
If my ticket cut ehen 🥹
Fulham bridge go blo*dly o

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People who cry On voice notes What do you do if it didn't record??😩💔

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This afternoon at the barber's shopUncle - (walks in) I wan sha...(sees me and then ignores me) abeg I wan shave my hair...
09/02/2024

This afternoon at the barber's shop

Uncle - (walks in) I wan sha...(sees me and then ignores me) abeg I wan shave my hair.

Barber - Okay chief. Hold on make I finish with this person,

Uncle - Okay, do fast abeg, I want to leave here (takes a sit.)

Me - Uncle.

Uncle - Barnabas please leave me alone. Me that saw you and ignored you, I'm not blind.

Me - Tor.

(current song on the speaker stops)

Me - (begins to sing) wake up in the morning, hallelujah

(Next song starts playing - wake up into the morning, hallelujah)

Uncle - How did you know that it was the next song?

Me - I'm just good like that.

Uncle - I give you 2000 to guess the next song.

Me - The next song is Twe Twe by kiss Daniel. The remix with Davido.

Uncle - Make I bend.

Me - Drop the cash.

Uncle - (drops 2k on the desk) and if you fail it I will slap you.

(current song ends and Twe Twe remix begins to play)

Uncle - Ahhh, you now have super powers?

Me - (collect the 2k)

Uncle - Let's go again. If you get this next one, id give you 2k extra. (drops another 2k)

Me - The next song is coolest kid in Africa by Davido ft nasty C.

Uncle - Make I be....

(next song begins to play coolest kid in Africa)

Uncle - Ahhhh! Barnabas!!! You're a prophet o.

Me - (collects the 2k)

Barber - what's that?

Uncle - This boy just been predicting all the next songs correctly as if it's magic.

Barber - Enh, it is his phone that the speaker is playing from na.

Uncle -

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TRAPP£D IN GIRLS' HOSTEL🙆‍♂️😂 . I went to visit my  babe in the female hostel and we both slept off. I woke up by 9:32pm...
05/02/2024

TRAPP£D IN GIRLS' HOSTEL🙆‍♂️😂
.
I went to visit my babe in the female hostel and we both slept off.
I woke up by 9:32pm
and guys were not
allowed in the hostel
beyond 9:00pm.The girl
went outside and told me
girls were already nāked
that if I come out I'm
finished. So She suggested I wore her
clothes and pretend to be
a lady and cover my face
with a long hair tie and
walk out of the hostel but
I was scāred cause I was
gonna see so many girls
nāked before getting to
the gate. And Her roommates were already on their way back. I was Confūsed.
.
I ask£d her h0w
understanding her
roommates could be and
she said one of them was
a campus fellowship MAMA that will surely repørt if she knew. She said she would go outside and tell them snake had entered the room but I said no that they were gonna go cāll security or so.
.
I told her to bring her wig
and a wrapper,she
brought it and I wore it
and covered myself with
the wrapper and asked
her to tell her roommates
when they come in that I
was her friend who came
to see her and was sīck
and couldn't go back to
my hostel in Annex.
.
So, I slept on the bed and
turned my face to the
wall. She slept on the bed
with me. Her roommates
came in, started gisting
and asked who I was,she
told them what I told her
earlier.
One of them came
close and toūched my
neck and was like her
body is not really hot na...
she said "Yes, I just took
drugs."
.
Next thing I heard was can I pray for her? that was the fellowship mama
talking. She said I should
just turn my face and have faith that it's gonna be well.
This my girl, was very smart. She told
her I was a Jehovah's
witness member that I
won't like it. I was so
scāred.
.
Two of them changed up,
they were talking of going to have their bath. I was still scāred. They went out
to have their bath. My girl
tapped me and said babe
I'm scāred, what do we
do? I told her I was gonna stay in the hostel till 6:00pm the next day
when boy

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