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My girlfriend said,“Babe, tell me something sweet…”I held her hand, looked into her eyes and said,“If love was food… you...
01/05/2026

My girlfriend said,
“Babe, tell me something sweet…”

I held her hand, looked into her eyes and said,
“If love was food… you’d be my jollof rice.”

She smiled small.

I continued,
“With extra meat, salad, and chilled drink beside it…”

Now she’s blushing like generator just off and NEPA bring light 😭

I no get money but I get sweet mouth 😭❤️

Who else go fall for this kind sweet talk? 😂👇

I was vomiting one evening…Not small one o, serious “my soul is leaving my body” My dad just stood there, arms folded, l...
01/05/2026

I was vomiting one evening…
Not small one o, serious “my soul is leaving my body”
My dad just stood there, arms folded, looking at me like CCTV camera.
He didn’t even move close… just said:
“Hmm… let it not be what I’m thinking.”
At that point I stopped vomiting small and asked:
“Daddy… what are you thinking??”
He said:
“If na what I think… you go explain tire today.” 😭
Please what's he thinking 🤔?

Follow me before this post disappears like your money after small enjoyment 💸😂”

01/05/2026

Wait oo
Abi my eye dey pain me?



I finally gathered mind to toast this girl I’ve been crushing on.I practiced in front of mirror for 3 days:“Hi, I really...
01/05/2026

I finally gathered mind to toast this girl I’ve been crushing on.

I practiced in front of mirror for 3 days:
“Hi, I really like your vibe…”
“Hi, you’re different…”
“Hi, I think we’re meant to—”

Everything was sounding like motivational speaker 😭

So I met her in real life…
All my rehearsed lines disappeared.

I said:
“Hi… I… I saw you… and… my brain logged out.”

She laughed.
Not small laugh… full HD laughter.

I said okay, maybe I still have chance.

We started talking, vibing small small.
I was already seeing wedding invitation in my head.

Two days later, I posted a fine picture.
She commented: “Aww my brother is cute 😊”

Brother???
WHO IS YOUR BROTHER?? 😭

I quickly entered her DM:
“Brother ke? I thought we were building something?”

She replied:
“Yes na… family relationship is also important ❤️”

That was the day I realized…
Love did not reject me.

It just rebranded me as a relative 😭😂

Follow, like and share this post for me

Everyone hind your babe oooo, I don buy skin care 💅😌
01/05/2026

Everyone hind your babe oooo, I don buy skin care 💅😌

01/05/2026

That engineer weekend oo 😁🧐😂😁

Nigerian security is the biggest insecurity we have
30/04/2026

Nigerian security is the biggest insecurity we have

30/04/2026

Make I just dey observe 🧐🧐

I have finally found the real VDM, this very dark baby
30/04/2026

I have finally found the real VDM, this very dark baby

30/04/2026

What could actually cause this fight? 🥺😁😁

Sleep is important, but success no dey knock for person wey dey snore all day. True or false
30/04/2026

Sleep is important, but success no dey knock for person wey dey snore all day.
True or false

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