Eng Koech Benard

08/12/2024

It Mark one year of my graduation

13/11/2023

14/04/2023

You CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. GOD gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. He gave them nails, they cut it off and fix their own, He gave them hair, they cut it off and fix their own. He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want.GOD also gave them lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick. If GOD cant satisfy them, then, who are you to think you can please them? Tell our men not to kill themselves for women. good night 🏃🏃🏃🦸🦸🦸🦸

25/03/2023

A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000.

The bank officer tells him that bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the maasai manhands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. Produces the log book and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the maasai for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a 5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the maasai returns, repays the 5,000 and the interest, which comes to 150.41.

The loan officer says 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out & found that you are a multi millionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000 The Masai man replies: 'Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car four weeks for only 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return.

23/03/2023

God time is the best thanks you God for Care and protection.

23/03/2023

President William Ruto has dismissed reports intimating that the Higher Education Loans Board (HELB) is cash-strapped.