24/07/2020
*CORPORATE JOKE*
Agency: " Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir?"
MD: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and close the door, leave them alone and come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:
1. If they are counting the bricks, put them in *Accounts department*.
2. If they are recounting the bricks, put them in *Audit department*.
3. If they have messed up the whole room with the bricks, put them in *Engineering department*.
4. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in *Planning department*.
5. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in *Operations department*.
6. If they are sleeping, put them in *Security department*.
7. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in *Information Technology department*.
8. If they are sitting idle, put them in *Human Resources department*.
9. If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, put them in *Sales department*.
10. If they have already left for the day, put them in *Marketing department*.
11. If they are staring out of the window, put them in *Strategic Planning department*.
And...
12. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, Congratulate them and place them with *Top Management*
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