Monster Mortgages

Monster Mortgages Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage.

Welcome to Monster Mortgages, where we don't just secure mortgages; we empower your homeownership dreams with a force that's as formidable as a mythical monster. Welcome to Monster Mortgages™, where we don't just secure mortgages; we empower your homeownership dreams with a force that's as formidable as a mythical monster. Established with a vision to redefine the mortgage experience, Monster Mort

gages is a leading name in the finance industry, combining expertise, innovation, and a commitment to unparalleled customer service. Monster Mortgages was born out of a desire to break free from the conventional and create a mortgage service that truly understands and meets the diverse needs of our clients. With a team of seasoned mortgage professionals, we embarked on a mission to provide a seamless, transparent, and empowering mortgage process.

⚽ Proud to support at Southwell City FC Wolves U9s Presentation Day! 🏆Monster Mortgages was proud to be part of a fantas...
19/05/2026

⚽ Proud to support at Southwell City FC Wolves U9s Presentation Day! 🏆

Monster Mortgages was proud to be part of a fantastic day celebrating the players, coaches and families at Southwell memorial ground. Great to see the team recognized for all their hard work this season and collect their end-of-season awards 👏

We were also glad our gazebo could help keep everyone sheltered from the wind and a few brief showers throughout the day 🌦️

Community matters to us, and supporting local grassroots football is something we’re proud to be involved with.

Well done to all the players — enjoy the break and good luck for next season! ⚽🖤🤍

We’re excited to share that we’ve officially moved into our new office! 🎉Our new space at Southwell Business Centre give...
11/05/2026

We’re excited to share that we’ve officially moved into our new office! 🎉

Our new space at Southwell Business Centre gives us a more professional setting for meeting clients and continuing to grow the business, with the added benefit of convenient parking and easy access for appointments.

A huge thank you to all of our clients, introducers, friends, and family for your continued support — it genuinely means a lot and has helped us reach this next stage.

You may notice there are two desks in the office… 👀
We’ll be sharing more on that very soon!

Here’s to the next chapter and welcoming you to the new office 🚀

🚨 We’re pleased to share some great news!!We've been awarded a place on the Certificate in Financing Greener Homes Schol...
08/05/2026

🚨 We’re pleased to share some great news!!

We've been awarded a place on the Certificate in Financing Greener Homes Scholarship Scheme, funded by Lloyds Banking Group.

This is a fantastic achievement and reflects a growing focus across the mortgage industry on energy efficiency, sustainability, and helping clients make informed decisions about greener homes.

The programme, developed by the Green Finance Institute
and accredited by LIBF, will deepen practical knowledge around:

🏡 Energy-efficient home improvements
⚡ EPC ratings and their impact on lending
🌍 Sustainability and resilience in housing
📊 Supporting clients in a changing regulatory landscape

At Monster Mortgages, we’re committed to staying ahead of industry change so we can continue providing clear, relevant advice to our clients 💪

🚨 The boss is jumping out of a plane… and it’s all for a great cause! 🚨At Monster Mortgages we believe in supporting our...
07/04/2026

🚨 The boss is jumping out of a plane… and it’s all for a great cause! 🚨

At Monster Mortgages we believe in supporting our community — although we didn’t necessarily expect it to involve jumping out of a perfectly good aeroplane!

Thanks to the brilliant team at Gloworm Festival, our very own Stephen has agreed to take on a 10,000ft charity skydive 😬🛩️

While he might be questioning his life choices somewhere above the clouds, it’s all being done to raise money for Birmingham Women's Hospital and Charity — an incredible organisation that supports some of the sickest children in the UK and their families.

Their teams provide life-saving treatment, pioneering research and vital support to children and families during incredibly difficult times.

We’d love the Monster Mortgages community to help support this amazing cause.

If 50 people donated £10, we’d raise £500 for the charity.

👉 If you’re able to donate — even £5 or £10 — it would make a real difference:

Help Stephen Lambert raise money to support Birmingham Children’s Hospital Charity

05/04/2026

🐣🌸 Happy Easter! 🌸🐣

Wishing everyone a joyful Easter filled with family, laughter, chocolate eggs and a little spring sunshine. Easter is a time for fresh starts, bright mornings, and celebrating the moments that matter most.

Whether you're enjoying an Easter egg hunt, sharing Sunday lunch, or simply relaxing with loved ones, we hope your day is full of happiness and sweet treats. 🍫✨

⚽ CHAMPIONS! 🏆Did you know we proudly sponsor the amazing Southwell City FC U9 Wolves… and guess what?They’ve only gone ...
02/04/2026

⚽ CHAMPIONS! 🏆

Did you know we proudly sponsor the amazing Southwell City FC U9 Wolves… and guess what?

They’ve only gone and won the Winter League! 🔥🐺

This brilliant group of young players showed teamwork, determination and huge smiles all season — and now they’re officially Winter League Champions 🏆

Seeing the next generation enjoying football, building confidence and celebrating success together is exactly why we love supporting grassroots sport.

A huge well done to all the players, coaches and parents behind this fantastic achievement 👏

And a big thank you to Bramley Newspaper for featuring the team and helping make these young champions famous! 📰⭐

15/03/2026

🥰Happy Mothers Day🌸

🧸✨ Now available on the (mortgage) toy shelf… it’s STE! ✨🧸Your friendly (and furry) Mortgage Monster from Monster Mortga...
11/04/2025

🧸✨ Now available on the (mortgage) toy shelf… it’s STE! ✨🧸
Your friendly (and furry) Mortgage Monster from Monster Mortgages is here to make your homebuying journey a whole lot less scary – and a whole lot more fun!

Just like grabbing a Ken doll off the shelf – only instead of Malibu beach vibes, you get 5-star service, expert mortgage advice, and every tool you need to find your dream home. 🏡💼

What’s in the box?
✔️ Award-winning advice
✔️ Insurance support across the board – life, home, income & more
✔️ Expert guidance at every step
✔️ Friendly service with a smile (and a latte ☕️)

We’re proud to be ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ rated on Google, with real people helping real clients find the right deal – whether you're buying your first home, remortgaging, or moving up the property ladder.

🚀 Pick up the perfect package – no batteries required.
🔗 Get started at monstermortgages.co.uk
📞 Or give us a call or message on 0330 043 5304

Monster Mortgages™, where we don't just secure mortgages; we empower your homeownership dreams with a force that's as formidable as a mythical monster.

⚠️ Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage, and you may have to pay an early repayment charge to your existing lender if you remortgage.

📌 As with all insurance policies, conditions and exclusions will apply.



05/04/2025

🎾🎾🎾🎾🐶🐾We’re starting the weekend off with a ton of fun following a delivery from 🤩 Monster Mortgages and the head coach James Harding at Caunton Lawn Tennis Club ☺️🏡🎾🐶 Broken Balls for Broken Biscuits😂 🙌“ Monster Mortgages is thrilled to partner with Caunton Tennis Club, with huge thanks to Head Coach James Harding, to support our charity partner Broken Biscuits!We’re collecting old tennis balls that will be donated to dogs in need—because every pup deserves to play! 🐕💚If you’ve got used tennis balls lying around, drop them off at the club, and let’s give them a second bounce for a great cause! “ 🎾➡️🐾

🏡🎾🐶 Broken Balls for Broken Biscuits! 🐶🎾🏡Monster Mortgages is thrilled to partner with Caunton Tennis Club, with huge th...
04/04/2025

🏡🎾🐶 Broken Balls for Broken Biscuits! 🐶🎾🏡

Monster Mortgages is thrilled to partner with Caunton Tennis Club, with huge thanks to Head Coach James Harding, to support our charity partner Broken Biscuits!

We’re collecting old tennis balls that will be donated to dogs in need—because every pup deserves to play! 🐕💚

If you’ve got used tennis balls lying around, drop them off at the club, and let’s give them a second bounce for a great cause! 🎾➡️🐾




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Fiskerton Road
Portland
NG235SH

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Monday 10am - 8pm
Tuesday 10am - 8pm
Wednesday 10am - 8pm
Thursday 10am - 8pm
Friday 10am - 8pm
Saturday 10am - 3pm

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