Monster Mortgages

Monster Mortgages Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage.

Welcome to Monster Mortgages, where we don't just secure mortgages; we empower your homeownership dreams with a force that's as formidable as a mythical monster. Welcome to Monster Mortgagesβ„’, where we don't just secure mortgages; we empower your homeownership dreams with a force that's as formidable as a mythical monster. Established with a vision to redefine the mortgage experience, Monster Mort

gages is a leading name in the finance industry, combining expertise, innovation, and a commitment to unparalleled customer service. Monster Mortgages was born out of a desire to break free from the conventional and create a mortgage service that truly understands and meets the diverse needs of our clients. With a team of seasoned mortgage professionals, we embarked on a mission to provide a seamless, transparent, and empowering mortgage process.

13/08/2026
πŸŽ‰ We turned 2! πŸŽ‰And we couldn't think of a better way to celebrate than spending the whole weekend at Gloworm FestivalπŸŽͺβ˜€...
13/08/2026

πŸŽ‰ We turned 2! πŸŽ‰

And we couldn't think of a better way to celebrate than spending the whole weekend at Gloworm FestivalπŸŽͺβ˜€οΈ Monster Mortgages officially hit the big 2 while we were out there in the field β€” and even better, we got to share the celebrations with Gloworm as they marked their 10th birthday too! Two birthdays, one incredible weekend πŸ₯³

Fun fact: this was our 3rd year as a sponsor of Gloworm Festival! πŸ™Œ

We handed out balloons and our logo bugs all weekend, and they went down SO well we actually ran out! πŸŽˆπŸ› Safe to say the Monster Mortgages bugs were a hit with the festival crowd.

It was amazing getting to chat with so many people over the weekend and soak up all the festival vibes with the team.

Fun fact #2: we weren't officially entered into the fancy dress competition... but if we HAD been, we're pretty confident Hannah's incredible "Up" house costume would've taken the crown 🏠🎈 (okay, maybe we're a little biased πŸ˜…)

Here's to another year of helping people find their dream home πŸ‘πŸ’œ Thank you to everyone who stopped by to say hi across the weekend, and huge congrats to Gloworm on another amazing year!

Big news from Monster Mortgages! πŸŽ‰πŸ†We launched in August 2024. Less than two years later, we've been named winners at th...
23/07/2026

Big news from Monster Mortgages! πŸŽ‰πŸ†

We launched in August 2024. Less than two years later, we've been named winners at the SME News Managing Director of the Year Awards 2026:

βœ… Founder-Led Mortgage Brokerage of the Year 2026 (Midlands)
βœ… Mortgage Brokerage MD of the Year 2026 (Midlands) β€” awarded to our founder, Stephen Lambert

We honestly can't put into words what this means. Every late night, every difficult call, every client we've fought to get the right outcome for β€” it's all led here.

Thank you to every single client who put their trust in us. We see you, and we're so grateful. ❀️

Here's to an even bigger 2026. πŸš€

Read More: https://smenews.digital/winners/monster-mortgages/



🌱🏑 Exciting news from the Monster Mortgages!Our owner and director, Stephen, has just completed his Certificate in Finan...
15/07/2026

🌱🏑 Exciting news from the Monster Mortgages!

Our owner and director, Stephen, has just completed his Certificate in Financing Greener Homes, delivered by the Green Finance Institute and Lloyds Banking Group, and accredited by LIBF!

So what does that actually mean for you? πŸ€”

It means Stephen's now even better equipped to help you understand green mortgages, energy efficiency improvements, and how upgrading your home could work in your favour, whether that's lower energy bills, a more comfortable home, or extra options when it comes to your mortgage.

Here's the truth: most homeowners have never even heard of green mortgages, let alone know how they could benefit from one. That's exactly why we think it's so important to keep learning, so we can bring you clear, jargon-free advice on what's out there and how it could apply to your own home.

Because mortgages shouldn't be scary! πŸ’ͺ

Who's joining us at Gloworm Festival this year? πŸ‘‹πŸ‘Ήβ° Just one month to go... and we can't wait!We're delighted to be spon...
09/07/2026

Who's joining us at Gloworm Festival this year? πŸ‘‹πŸ‘Ή

⏰ Just one month to go... and we can't wait!

We're delighted to be sponsoring Gloworm Festival for the third year running and can't wait to see thousands of families enjoying an amazing weekend.

If you spot the Monster Mortgages stand, come over and say hello! πŸ‘‹

β˜€οΈ Bonus points if the weather is like this... just a little cooler! πŸ₯΅πŸ˜‚

πŸ’™ Come on, England!⚽Soon be swapping the mortgage chats for matchday mode tonight and we are fully behind the Three Lion...
01/07/2026

πŸ’™ Come on, England!⚽

Soon be swapping the mortgage chats for matchday mode tonight and we are fully behind the Three Lions! 🦁

Whether you're watching from the pub, the sofa, or pretending you're "just checking the score" every five minutes... we're hoping for a big performance and a place in the next round. πŸ™Œ

Good luck, England! Bring it home! βš½πŸ†

What's your score prediction? πŸ‘‡

With the temperatures rising this week, don't forget that our four-legged friends feel the heat too. πŸΆβ˜€οΈAt Monster Mortg...
23/06/2026

With the temperatures rising this week, don't forget that our four-legged friends feel the heat too. πŸΆβ˜€οΈ

At Monster Mortgages, we're a team of dog lovers, so here's a little reminder to help keep your fur babies safe during the heatwave.

A few things our very own Head of Barketing, Harper, would like you to remember:

🐢 Take us for walkies early in the morning or later in the evening when it's cooler.

πŸ’§ Keep our water bowls topped up. Ice cubes are highly recommended.

🌳 Make sure we've got plenty of shade and a cool spot to relax.

🐾 If the pavement is too hot for the back of your hand, it's too hot for our paws.

πŸš— Please, please NEVER leave us in a parked car. Not even for "just five minutes". Cars can become dangerously hot incredibly quickly – even with the windows cracked open.

❄️ Frozen treats, paddling pools and extra cuddles are all acceptable methods of cooling us down.

Did you know? The RSPCA says dogs are 10 times more likely to suffer heat-related illness from exercising in hot weather than from being left in hot cars. It's a powerful reminder that sometimes the kindest thing you can do is skip the lunchtime walk and wait until it cools down.

The RSPCA have some brilliant advice on keeping dogs safe during hot weather:
πŸ‘‰ https://www.rspca.org.uk/adviceandwelfare/seasonal/summer/dogs

We'd love to see your furry companions enjoying the sunshine safely, so share a photo of your dog in the comments and tell us how they're keeping cool this week! πŸ“ΈπŸΎ

Stay cool, stay safe, and give your dogs an extra cuddle from all of us at Monster Mortgages.

Love,

🐾 Harper
Head of Barketing, Monster Mortgages

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21/06/2026

To the dads, stepdads, grandads and father figures who work hard, show up and do their best every single day – Happy Father's Day. πŸ’™

Whether you're the one giving advice, fixing everything, cheering from the sidelines, or simply being there when it matters most, today is for you.

Enjoy the BBQs, the terrible dad jokes, and the well-earned appreciation. πŸ‘

⚽ Proud to support at Southwell City FC Wolves U9s Presentation Day! πŸ†Monster Mortgages was proud to be part of a fantas...
19/05/2026

⚽ Proud to support at Southwell City FC Wolves U9s Presentation Day! πŸ†

Monster Mortgages was proud to be part of a fantastic day celebrating the players, coaches and families at Southwell memorial ground. Great to see the team recognized for all their hard work this season and collect their end-of-season awards πŸ‘

We were also glad our gazebo could help keep everyone sheltered from the wind and a few brief showers throughout the day 🌦️

Community matters to us, and supporting local grassroots football is something we’re proud to be involved with.

Well done to all the players β€” enjoy the break and good luck for next season! βš½πŸ–€πŸ€

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