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28/11/2023

Comment your depth?(I’m a 😭)
Maybe we have some brave men and women up in here! 😍💦

Well, that sure is a fabulous dish. So how many times can you reuse the same cucumber? 😏
27/11/2023

Well, that sure is a fabulous dish. So how many times can you reuse the same cucumber? 😏

I knew it! 😂
26/07/2016

I knew it! 😂

Oops!
18/07/2016

Oops!

What's the difference between being hungry and being h***y?.. Which end you stick the cucumber!😂
11/07/2016

What's the difference between being hungry and being h***y?
.. Which end you stick the cucumber!😂

Like, comment, and share page state what you prefer (VEG OR TOYS :D)
30/06/2016

Like, comment, and share page state what you prefer (VEG OR TOYS :D)

23/03/2016

A cucumber, an olive and a p***s are talking. The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The p***s says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

18/10/2015

The English cucumber is the largest cucumber that can grow over 2 feet long 😏😏

12/10/2015

Fun fact: The term “cool as a cucumber” is actually derived from the cucumber’s ability to cool the temperature of the blood. Also when applied topically, cucumber really does cool the blood and eases facial swelling, which is why cucumbers are so popular in facial regimens.

Someone's got the right idea!
04/10/2015

Someone's got the right idea!

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